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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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Fordite from the artisan dildo factory
forbidden stick of rock
dick of cock 👍
kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did
I mean, that’s censorship but okay.
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do any other mammals have faces as flat as ours or is that an us thing
think we are pretty unique with that and our build in general. like most mammals are somewhat rotund and usually longer than tall or wide. we are built like a blade of grass
honestly we might be unique for vertebrates in general.
someone brought up owls, but…
now THERE’S and interesting contender
still not as flat as a human face, but the amount that the jaws sink in is wild
bowheads are at least on-par
Persian cats are pretty flat.
still not nearly as flat
how the fuck do we breathe
I hate to do this but
Persian cat seems pretty flat
well, almost every skull is flat if you’re gonna rotate it that way
"Timber" with every second beat removed
Remind me later.
My dad sent me this…
I’m not crying… no. Yeah. I am crying.
Congratulations to the people of Hungary!
If you want to feel happy today read this thread from someone on the scene in the capital, as the voters managed to throw their dictator out of power after sixteen years of repression. Here's hoping this leads to positive change for them, for the EU and for the world.
happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!
though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!
thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!
I'm begging you to turn the sound on
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
Spring.
✨️GOLDEN.......✨️
Mouse 🐁
Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.
oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?
Absolutely I can
A friend of mine went out of town, so I'm looking after their Houndoom until they get back. He is a joyful beast, but I have yet to meet another Pokémon with such sadness in their eyes.
i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr
i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise
can you tell the hacker to come back
Weird and Wobbly 🌀
my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.