[aroace-madness]

I swear Strattland is the only instance of doomed hetship that I've personally seen actually work

Grace got doomed the moment the building blew up, in that moment his fate was sealed and Stratt knew that

And even if Project Hail Mary went through as it was supposed to

Stratt goes to jail as soon as the project was done we know that she gets out and is possibly maybe on the run. I just don't think that Grace would be able to go with her, he loves his students too much and I just know that he would want to spend the next (maybe last) 30 years of his life teaching them

[belanekra]

in the "everything went right and grace did not go to space" au, he's definitely getting thrown into jail right along with stratt. her right hand man? guy's culpable.

[orangechickenpillow]

"I'm sorry, Tod. Copper's gonna come back a trained huntin' dog. A real killer."

Project Hail Mary x The Fox and the Hound

Audio from @/volentless on Instagram

[glowbeam]

"Hi. Uh, hey. So here's the thing. I understand why you did what you did. Why you had — thought you had to. The great big cosmic cost/benefit analysis, and all. And that's a terrible thing to have been put on your shoulders. Like pretty much the absolute maximum that could be asked of a person, barring — uhh, y'know. And I get that, right, like I do get it, like I might be the only other living person — well, human person — who understands the magnitude of everything you were going through to any degree at all. And because of that I really wish I could tell you that it's all, like. Cool. You know? Like whatever. And I know I should.

"But I can't. Hah. Just like last time, right? I can't do it. I can't just do the right thing.

"I wish you a good life. Happiness, peace, eight hours of sleep at night. And if the governments are watching this, if my vote counts at all, I don't think she should be punished. But I do want you to remember me.

"Not, like, in the cute way. I mean I want you to remember. Whenever you see an old man walking a dog, or a child holding hands with her mother, whenever you see the rays of the afternoon sun streaking through the clouds like the sky was the canvas of your God... I want you to hear me screaming. Whenever the thought that you did something to be proud of even approaches your heart, I want you to remember me telling you 'No,' in plain fucking English.

"I know that's, y'know, mean. But you killed me, so it's probably fair. And I know you'll do what I ask, because you are, fundamentally, a really good person, Eva Stratt."

— Dr. Captain Ryland Grace, "i_dont_forgive_you.mp4"

[actual-changeling]

stratt and grace in a "there was only one bed" scenario and grace kinda expects it to be really awkward but instead they both fall asleep immediately and have the best, most restful night in like two years.

the REAL issue arises back on the vat when suddenly they have an even harder time sleeping and don't know how to suggest sharing a bed again — they both want it and are absolutely horrible at asking for it.

[icarusredwings]

Grace: This woman fudging hates me.. I don't think my outburst was THAT bad to deserve the literal she-devil sent from god himself to hold the remote of my shock collar..

Stratt: Alright, im going to bring in my new pet scientist. You all BETTER clap at his stupid jokes and show him respect, or I WILL nuke North America!! Do you understand!? Good! *opens door* Everybody this is Dr. Grace, our world expert on Astrophage. *whispers* Get in here and tell them about the aliens. Fucking loser.

[emptyjunior]

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

[finalpam8000]

Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.

[slutwater]

[miragefannumber3]

owie

[what-even-is-thiss]

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love cultural exchange

[what-even-is-thiss]

Many people in the tags inviting the Scots over to Wisconsin.

[akhjagjfg11223-blog]

ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

[theonion]

Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.

“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”

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[anonajn]

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

[were--ralph]

Post the most recent gif you have with no context

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

mr were--ralph i think we all know the context as to why you saved that gif

[were--ralph]

You dont know me

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

[saturn-catz]

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

[zabadi]

so you want a toxic gay relationship where one is an example of humanity for the other and he spends his whole life aching and wishing and dying to imitate him but he can't because he's a fake empty person who's attached himself to a man with intrinsic vitality and charisma and power and he destroys himself over his inability to achieve what he thinks of as real personhood? and you haven't seen black sails?

[dr-cassie-mckay]

strattland & gracerocky + parallels

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[finelythreadedsky]

[dorothyo]