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26yrs - too many spent here

[sadlyjustal]

Maneater lethal company my pickupped

[sadlyjustal]

jam Es

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[speedlimit15]

Close to what I look like in my demon form. [COMMENT ON A PICTURE OF MIXED BERRY YOGURT]

[aflo]

i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[epilith]

Discord is unusable

[automaticharpy]

new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

[csocscsirke]

Thie ryehe to mea meryo thue li 『Pane… jya. Pane, jya! Pane dhiria!!』

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[charlottan]

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time