Utapri Brainrot Hours

Back in the building again

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[caffstrink]

Word

[beardedmrbean]

We got you buddy

[aniki-price]

When people say "crab bucket mentality" I always think "buckets don't occur in nature" and then things like this.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

"Buckets don't occur in nature"

actually goes hard as fuck.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fjni]

好きバードゴースト

[weenie-kun]

[forvetam]

[fjni]

好きバードいわ

[weenie-kun]

always a good time when i get asked to draw utapri

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[thisisdogs]

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

[noimg]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[omgerd]

You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[fungi-maestro]

Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.