drag-race-jedi

I like Rupaul's Drag Race, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and other nerdy stuff.

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Ask Game

Hey guys! The blog has been slow lately, in spite of (or maybe because of) multiple seasons airing. So I thought it would be fun if people sent is asks with answers to these questions (on or off anon)! You can answer all of them or just the ones that interest you. It would just be nice to get an idea of who's around here these days. (I know you're out there, I see the notes!!)

1. What's the last fic you read that you truly loved? (Feel free to include a link, especially if you read it on another platform like AO3.)

2. What is your favorite drag race ship? (Yes, you can say more than one.)

3. What is the craziest idea you've ever had for DR fic?

4. Who is your current favorite musical artist and/or favorite song?

Thanks kids!!! Maybe someone can make a Spotify playlist to share based on the answers to #4.

XOXO, Veronica

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1. I had fallen in live with Ever In Your Favor. It captured the essence of Rosé and Denali so well! 2. My favorite ships are Rosénali, Jankie, Gottrosénali, and Trixya. 3. I'd say the craziest idea for a DR fic was my fic, Happy Birthday. It's a Deladore fic. 4. My favorite Drag artist/song is Hurt My Feelings by Tatianna. None drag artist/song would be My Heart Is Broken by Evanescance.

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Signed, Sealed, Delivered, Chapter 7 (Crygi, Jan x Nicky) - Joley

ao3 link

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Miss Major is still out here protesting police brutality at nearly 80 years old. If you’re LGBTQ+, remember that this woman right here is the reason we have our pride parades. Remember that she got her jaw broken by police at Stonewall. Don’t you dare discount Black Lives Matter just because of a few riots when a riot won you your freedom. Pride isn’t canceled this year, it’s just time we pay our debt and use it to support the Black Lives Matter movement. We need to be out there supporting our black siblings, who have always been on the front lines.

[regging]

here’s her retirement fund

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We stan heroes who are still fighting for everybody. This is what a real life superhero is.

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Fool for You (Crygi) - Frankenvenus

After realising she has fallen for her straight best friend, Crystal’s therapist recommends she write her crush love letters. So instead of communicating her feelings, she scribbles then down and slips them into Gigi Goode’s locker.

A/N~ I hope you like this cause it took forever. I finished it super late at night and I did read through it twice but I apologise for any errors.

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This!!

[rpdrquotes]

Laganja: [taps table]

Plastique: [taps back]

Alyssa: what are they doing?

Shangela: morse code, mom.

Plastique: [aggressively taps table]

Laganja [slamming his hands dow]: you bitch! take that back!

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Yvie and Scarlet standing up for each other

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Can they get married already?

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lying on the moon (pearlet) - fannyatrollop

A/N: Hello! Here’s the companion piece to sunshine, and glory too that was not strictly asked for, but that I am presenting to the public. I like Pearlet a lot, and felt that that ship was lacking in the main fic. So I gave them their own little fic!

Anyway, here’s a little fluffy piece about Queen Violet and her mistress, Pearl.

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I love this!

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Literally didn't think she was funny until this episode. This is why Brooke Lynn is my favorite from this season.

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“I love you guys, wow!” “I can’t believe we actually just kissed…” “I know, me neither!” (x)

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My OTP

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“I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m aggressively passive. Don’t mess with me kids. I’ll be right here. I’ll fucking forgive you.”

— Manila Luzon

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Mood

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Courtney: if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Willam [slightly drunk]: I’d change the place where my body is sitting, it’s too far away from you

Courtney [slapping his arm]: that’s not what I meant!

Willam [closing his eyes for a second]: I’d change my last name to fit together with yours

Courtney [wide eyed]: did you just…

Willam [still with closed eyes]: or change my habit of daydreaming about you, I’m getting behind on work

Courtney: hold up a second, what did you say before that?

Willam [suddenly opening his eyes and moving closer to her]: nothing…

Courtney: it didn’t sound like nothing

Willam: is nothing, cm'ere babe [opens his arms]

Courtney [leaning to rest on his embrace]: but you…

Willam: shush! [Takes one of her hands on his and slides a ring on it] it was nothing…

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How Willam proposes to everyone.

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Don’t Break My Heart - Saturn

A/N: So I had this idea… I wanted to make a new pairing. I’ve always have had a little obsession with Alyssa Edwards and all of her little drag children, so what if we have sort of a nice Shalyssa fic.

Summary: Alyssa’s getting over a bad breakup and Shangela decides to help her… in other ways.

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This is cute.

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Ru: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?

Alyssa: Contraception.

Roxxxy: Education.

Alaska: Laws that require every orphaned homeless kid to be adopted, so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies.

Detox: Or, we could just fly all the extra people to Mars.

Katya: Even better - The Hunger Games.

Ru: Katya, no.

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Both Katya's and Alaska's statements are what I'd say.

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Make You Believe (Ravjila) - Juniper

Summary: Manila works too many hours in an old diner, but it’s worth it when a customer catches her interest. That is, until she becomes involved with someone from Manila’s past. 10K.

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THIS!

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Passed Out in the Bathtub (Bengela) -Kayla

A/N: Okay third fic, I forgot to add my name to the first two. Wow how much of an idiot am I? This one is a Dela and Shangela fic because honestly one of the cutest underrated pairings ever! Female pronouns used. Dela and Shangela are both females. It’s meant to be a very short story.

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Bitch, this is cute.

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Aquaria: Bet you can’t say ‘bubbles’ in a threatening way.

Sharon:

[5 minutes later]

Miz Cracker: Aquaria, why is Sharon on the roof screaming ‘bubbles’ repeatedly?

[drag-race-jedi]

That just makes her adorable.

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Sharon: *on the phone* Miss Vixen my daughter would not do something such a thing therefore after.

Also Sharon: Aquaria, did you fucking do that therefore after?

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Me as a parent. Sharon would definitely say that too.