Have You Tried Therapy: A Tumblr Autobiography

A blog with unimaginable definition, along with the audacity to include or define subjects regarding love and loss; a personal view of life in the perspective of a kid that's having trouble growing up.

[b-oredzoi]

Get our money up,,, get OUR pussy up,,,,

[fairycosmos]

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

[yvfu]

[nia--san]

[notverybrightraven]

[astraltrickster]

[flakmaniak]

Yet another post where the ambiguity of whether the poster actually got censored or chose to upload the “you got censored” image makes it significantly funnier.

[nerugiganon]

tendril perversion this, tentacle erotica that, in my day we just called these “kinks”

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[vforvalensa]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

cuno doesn't give a fuck for your cat, pig. cuno's got a great big fucking slice of gruyere to eat, pig

[cryptotheism]

PIGS ASKIN FOR IDEALOGICALLY DUBIOUS PASTORALISM LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL

[catgirlbulge]

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[t00thpasteface]

boxers and a house robe. the thinking man's pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book"

[breecoleur]

[t00thpasteface]

yeah i would wear the fucking fuck out of this

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[xalatath]

I'm high looking at street cat wiki. Thus is too much for me

[moleshow]

[scramratz]

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[randomalienencounter]

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[unholypsychic]

so true babe! i totally agree! however i do not understand what you just said

[randomalienencounter]

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[charlesoberonn]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[segamascott]