Dragon Ball meets Sitcoms

All I want in life is a slice of life Dragon Ball sitcom and by god I will have it, this blog is entirely self indulgent.

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Happy Piccoku day

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the original baby girl

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Yamcha: Dice is a dating app.

Krillin : Dating app.

Yamcha : It's not for you.

Krillin: What? Wolf Boy. Come on. I've Internet dated before. You send an e-mail, you get excited, you wait, you get an e-mail back.

Yamcha: You are just describing e-mailing.

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We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.

-Gohan at some point

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gohan always knows the right thing to say

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Goten : Hey, Trunks, are you ready to go streaking?

Trunks : What?

Goten : That's what my dad and I called going super sayain and getting blonde streaks in your hair. We used to do it every morning in the woods . You just start powering up, and let the transformation do the rest. We called it getting to 2nd base.

Trunks : You just said you called it going streaking.

Goten : It had a couple names.

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Goku: Is your equipment secure?

Krillin : Check.

Goku : Weapon loaded?

Krillin : Check.

Goku : Did you have breakfast?

Krillin : What? That's not on the checklist.

Goku : I added it because I care about you.

Krillin : No, I did not have breakfast.

Goku : Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Krillin : Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.

Goku : Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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Trunks: Hey, G-Spot!

Goten: Bra, Trunks. Ugh, I missed you guys so much.

Bra: Really? Because when you left, you made a pretty big deal about deleting us from your phone.

Goten: Girl, that was just the showman in me. Space is so boring. I need some Z Fighters drama, stat.

Bra: I don't think we're that dramatic.

Goten: I've been gone one week. Yamcha and Vidro are dating and they've killed a person.

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Piccolo: Come on Trunks! Goku said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.

Trunks: I appreciate the offer, but i work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

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Goku: [To camera] We're very different. Chi's from the city. She has big kingdom. I come from a small planet. Very red, but very, very beautiful. It's the number one planet in universe 2 and 6 for all the... What's the word?

Chi-Chi: Murders.

Goku: Yes, the murders.

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Bulma: [To camera] I was out of control growing up. There, you know, I said it. I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made. If Trunks never shoots an alien child, and flashes an old man I've done my job.

Vegeta: Our job.

Bulma: Right. I've done our job.

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Gohan: Oh, Piccolo is here today!

Videl: Yes! Genius! He loves us and he's got tons of sway in the otherworld.

Gohan: He'll totally tell King Kai to back down.

Videl: He'll be all "King Kai, I must INSIST that you DESIST."

Gohan: I really think this is going to work. Also, if you ever want to bust out that Piccolo impression at home, I'd be okay with that.

Videl: Oh, okay. Duly noted. Super disturbing, but I'm definitely going to do it.

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Chi-Chi: Why do you have so many lycra body suits? And why do you need eight full drawers of underwear?

Bulma: Because I'm civilized.

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After Bulma's house is robbed

Yamcha: If someone broke into your house and you weren't fighters, wouldn't you be scared

Chi-Chi: Yes.

Eighteen: Depends. How many guns do I still have hidden?

Yamcha: None.

Eighteen: Do I still have my knife? Nunchucks? Axe?

Yamcha: It was a hypothetical question.

Eighteen: I know, but I want to play it out. Do I still have my throwing stars?

Chi-Chi: This has taken a strange turn.

Eighteen: Fine, I'd be scared.(to Chi-Chi) What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?.

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Goku: Hey. Have you seen Vegeta? I lost him. His children could be orphans already. Father-less mother-having orphans.

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Goten: It's our first annual Son-Briefs Christmas. Are you excited about going to town on Daddy's nog?

Trunks: Christmas is cancelled. Goten ruined it.