Rumbeller, fanficcer, cat-mom

I write fanfic.

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

Plush Books, plagiarism, but also fuck Amazon too

So, whoever is behind Plush Books is an asshole, obviously, and I hope they step on lego every day for the rest of their shitty life. 

But let’s talk for a second about Amazon, and how it’s possible to upload hundreds of fanfics to KDP, without even changing the character names and very obviously trademarked intellectual property, and it doesn’t get pinged at all? 

A while back, when I tried to republish Anhaga (a book I wrote, and the rights to which had reverted back to me) Amazon told me there was a “copyright issue” despite the fact that I had a rights reversion letter from my former publisher, and everything was completely legal and above board. 

Why the fuck did I spend a frantic week going back and forth with what felt like six million Amazon customer service reps, jumping through a bunch of hoops to prove that Anhaga was mine, I had written, and I owned the rights to it? Meanwhile they’re over here selling books that were uploaded in their hundreds over a suspiciously short period of time, without even changing the character names in an attempt to at least try to pretend they’re not stolen? 

So yeah. Fuck Plush Books, but also fuck Amazon too. 

Meanwhile, if you think Plush Books has stolen you fic, check them out here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B0BMB1RG5J/allbooks?ingress=0&visitId=faaebd0a-c8cf-438d-9b29-4c623ca8cdbd&store_ref=ap_rdr&ref_=ap_rdr

And here is how to file a DMCA notice: https://twitter.com/kokomroily/status/1603843555692351488?s=12

And here is a link to the spreadsheet listing all the stolen fics that have so far been identified: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Fdmd9XxpU0PqWLvuoJwCn7dM90Cy4N8393AsEf7V6_w/edit#gid=0

Full credit to KokomRoily on Twitter for bringing this to people’s attention. (And I’m sure there are lots of other people working on it too. I don’t know who they are, but kudos to them as well.) 

[dragonbat2011]

Also, check out barnesandnoble.com. They’re selling one of my fics there. DCMA takedowns filed for both sites.

[dragonbat2011]

Reaching Out ‘Til We Reach the Circle’s End—Chapter 12

Story Summary: Rumple and Zelena do go through the time portal in 3B. Things don’t go as planned.

Chapter Summary: While Bae slowly learns more about the new world he’s landed in, back in Storybrooke, Regina finds a new cause for concern.

Read it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24326794/chapters/63176263

[killingmoon]

this is so upsetting, PLEASE rb to spread awareness

[omniscient-omniromantic-deactiv]

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, WHETHER YOURE JEWISH OR NOT.

THIS IS A SUPER IMPORTANT PART OF OUR HISTORY, DONT LET IT GET DESTROYED.

[sevenfifteenam]

[deliriumsdelusion7]

Okay so I’ve only watched through the Neverland arc sooo… WHAT DID WHALE DO TO HIS HAIR.

[dragonbat2011]

It happens in S5E8 "Birth” and is explained as: “Oh, so... so Emma changes her hair and no one makes a fuss, but I get ridiculed? Yeah? Come on. You know you like it.” Read more at: https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=143&t=23787

[thestraggletag]

Hello! I'm new to the RumBelle fandom (and brand new to Tumblr, for that matter), and I've been told to ask you for a Thing? *holds out empty bowl beseechingly*

Your bowl shall be filled, newbie!

WELCOME TO RUMBELLE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I SEE YOU THERE, SO     YOUNG, SO FRESH, SO WOOBIE. LET ME SLOWLY CLASP YOU TO MY BOSOM IN A     MOTHERLY WAY.

HERE’S AN ARTIST’S RENDITION OF WHAT HAS BEFALLEN YOU, COURTESY OF VALOSCOPE:

NOW     YOU STUMBLE AROUND, A LITTLE LOST RUMBELLE CHICK NEEDING LOVE AND     GUIDANCE, TREMBLING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BOTTLED-UP FEELS.   NEVER    FEAR, FOR WE’LL TAKE YOU IN, SINCE YOU HAVE BECOME

ONE OF US.

WE     HAVE TEA, FOR YOUR SHATTERED FEELS. WE KNOW IT HURTS, WE’VE ALL BEEN     THERE. MOST OF USE JUST DUMP A LOT OF VODKA INTO THAT TEA. IT’D BE     EASIER TO JUST DUMP A TEA BAG INTO A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF, TO BE HONEST.

HERE, DEARIE, ARE SOME GIFS I BRING FORTH TO YOU SO YOU CAN BLOG ABOUT   YOUR    FEELS, AND HOW RUMBELLE RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU LOVE IT. TAKE   THEM,    DON’T BE SHY. YOU WILL NEED THEM, YOUNG PADAWAN. THEY WILL   BECOME YOUR    NEW LANGUAGE. BE WARNED, LITTLE ONE, FOR THEY ARE OF A   SPOILERY NATURE    THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR WEE EYES. THEY’RE ALSO AWESOME, SO YOU SHOULDN’T    STARE AT THEM DIRECTLY.

LIKE AN ECLIPSE.

OR RUMPLE’S LEATHER PANTS.

AND SINCE THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLEX FANDOM I DIRECT YOU TO A WELCOME PAGE SO YOU CAN GATHER YOUR BEARINGS AND EXPLORE MORE OF THIS MAGICAL   LAND    OF CHIPPED CUPS AND SEXY SCALY MEN. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS THERE  YOU’LL   FIND ANSWERS. IF NOT YOU CAN ALWAYS SEEK THE RUMBELLE TAG, AND POST QUESTIONS THERE. RUMBELLERS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO ANSWER.

ALWAYS. RUMBELLERS DON’T SLEEP.

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED FOR SOME LOVELY VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE UTTER PERFECTION THAT IS THIS SHIP I DIRECT YOU TO THE RUMBELLE ARTTAG, WHERE MANY TALENTED PEOPLE POST TALENTED THINGS THAT PRODUCE BOTH AWE AND ENVY.

AND LAST, AND THIS IS WHAT I’M KNOWN FOR…

WE.

HAVE.

PORN.

NO, NOT LIKE OTHER FANDOMS. NOT SOME PORN. NOT ANY PORN. WE HAVE ALL THE PORN.

ALL OF IT.

EVERY KINK.

EVERY FANTASY.

EVERY POSITION.

FOOD     SEX, PEGGING, BONDAGE, S&M (BUT THE REAL TYPE, NO INNER   GODDESSES,   ALL KINKY FUCKERY), CANE PORN, PRIEST PORN, CANNIBAL PORN,  SHADOW!SEX,   DADDY!DOM, DOM/SUB, BLOODPLAY, MIRROR-SEX, PREGNANCY   KINKS, POWER-SEX,   INTERSPECIES SEX, LACTATION PORN, DAGGER!PORN,   RAPTOR!PORN, MAGICAL  SEX  AND MANY MORE.

THIS MIGHT BE THE UNEXPLORED HELLYEAR 2020, WHERE MOST THINGS ARE UNCERTAIN AND NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS, BUT YOU CAN COUNT ON THE KINKY RUMBELLE SEX TO KEEP APPEARING ON THE AO3 TAG LIKE A LIFEBOAT IN A STORM.

I DIRECT YOU NOW TO MY FANFIC REC LIST, WHERE YOU SHALL FIND MANY TREASURES. YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO THE RUMBELLE FICTAG IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE RUMBELLE PORN FICS IN YOUR LIFE. AND YOU WILL. AND IF YOU WANNA HIT THE MOTHERLOAD OF RUMBELLE FANFICTION CHECK OUT THE RUMBELLE LIBRARY, RIPE WITH DECADENT FICS FOR YOUR PERUSAL.

IN THIS FANDOM WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE WITH FIC, COPE WITH FIC AND START     MASSIVE FIC WARS SO THERE ARE SEVERAL YEAR-ROUND EVENTS DESTINED TO BRING FORTH MORE RUMBELLE SEXYTIMES MOMENTS: FLOOFAPALOOZA (FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO GO ‘AWWW’ DESPERATELY), RUMBELLE IS HOPE (YES, WE GOT IT BAD), THE RUMBELLE CHRISTMAS IN JULY (FOR THOSE LONG HIATUS MONTHS), THE MAY DAY MENAGERIE (BECAUSE OUR SMUT NEEDS MORE CREATURES IN IT), THE GREAT RUMBELLE BLOWOFF AND THE RUMBELLE SHOWDOWN. IT ALL CULMINATES WITH THE T.E.A. AWARDS, WHERE WE MOSTLY CONGRATULATE THE WRITERS ON ALL THE SEX, FLUFF AND TEARS (GREAT PLACE FOR NEWBIES TO ALSO SEEK FIC RECS!).

MIND THE SPOILERS, DEARIE.

BUT IF YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK THIS TUMBLR WHICH WILL HOLD PRECIOUS TREASURES SO YOU CAN SURVIVE THE SUMMER HIATUS WITH MOST OF YOUR SANITY INTACT.

WE AIM FOR REALISTIC GOALS HERE.

IF YOU HAVEN’T YET DELETED YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND MOVED TO A COUNTRY     WITHOUT INTERNET CONNECTION THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU INDEED HAVE THE     MAKINGS OF A GREAT RUMBELLER. AND YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.

NOW LET ME HOLD YOU GENTLY, SOFTLY, LOVINGLY.

Welcome to the fandom, dearie.

[woodelf68]

Aw yiss, still reeling them in. Hi newbie, don’t worry, we’re weird but we’re friendly.  And should you not care for the Porn Soup. we also have Angst Soup and Fluff Soup. 

[dragonbat2011]

Angst soup is one of my specialties!

[headspace-hotel]

Common misconceptions surrounding the care of monsters

Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT normal for a Cerberus’s heads to fight with one another; this indicates anxiety or lack of proper enrichment.

Giant spiders are actually very social creatures, and should not be housed alone.

Provide your Sphinx with enrichment by answering its riddles. Though Sphinxes can be trained to attack those who answer incorrectly, they actually normally speak in riddles as a form of social play that is essential to their development and well-being.

If you cannot provide brimstone and a large pool of lava for bathing, don’t purchase a Hellhound! They are animals with very specific care needs and their health will suffer if they are not given the proper habitat. Likewise, most Hellhound kibble brands on the market do not meet the recommended daily requirement of damned souls for Hellhounds. Always check the labels!

The practice of putting blinders over the eyes of Basilisks to make them less dangerous is cruel. Basilisks should not be kept in enclosures where people other than expert caretakers normally come into view.

Many hippocampi enjoy pulling sea chariots, boats or inflatable floats and it can be a good source of enrichment and exercise. Make this activity fun for your hippocampus by rewarding it with treats such as fish and allowing it to participate as it wants to.

A labyrinth is NOT an appropriate habitat for a Minotaur!! Minotaurs need fresh grass and shade to lie down in to be happy. Also, a diet of only human flesh will cause malnutrition. Supplement your Minotaur’s diet of kidnapped youths with a source of fiber, such as hay!

Remember, that hatchling Roc is an adorable fluff ball now, but it will eventually become a fearsome elephant-sized bird of prey with a ravenous appetite and very demanding housing requirements. A pet should always be a well-researched commitment, not an impulsive decision.

While going into the wild and gaining a dragon’s trust is often romanticized, there are many dragons in search of a loving family much closer to home! Try looking into dragon rescue organizations near you.

Some Manticores need to be fed live prey; others, however, will accept prey that has been frozen and thawed. It depends on the individual.

Even smaller species of griffin need a lot of space. Domestic rock-griffins, though only the size of a cat, need room to fly and to build large nests. If you live in an apartment, it is better to adopt one of the smallest species, such as one of many types of song-griffins! Humming-griffins, however, though you may have seen cute videos on Instagram, should be avoided because they are not domesticated and their wild populations are endangered by the pet trade. It is best to admire their iridescent feathers in visits to accredited conservation organizations!

[askouacrpads]

ASK ONCE UPON A CURSE is a canon divergent, ask based roleplay starting off at season one. We are brand new with canon faceclaims still available, and we accept original characters as well!  We would LOVE to have you!

[askouacrpads]

ASK ONCE UPON A CURSE is a canon divergent, ask based roleplay starting off at season one. We are brand new with canon faceclaims still available, and we accept original characters as well!  We would LOVE to have you!

[abovethemists]

With OUAT leaving Netflix next month I guess I need to rewatch every rumbelle episode for the 4000th time.

[emospritelet]

Yes. I have seasons 1-3 on DVD but that's it. God, I miss them :(

[mrs-stiltskin]

I watched Skin Deep today

[dragonbat2011]

I signed up for Disney Plus. If it doesn’t move there immediately, it will eventually.

[dragonbat2011]

Reaching Out ‘Til We Reach The Circle’s End—Chapter 11

Story Summary: Rumple and Zelena do go through the time portal in 3B. Things don’t go as planned.

Chapter Summary: Belle and Regina find help from an unexpected quarter. Meanwhile, in Edwardian London, Bae decides to look for work.

Read it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24326794/chapters/62510398

[abovethemists]

I saw this question asked on Twitter - about what ONCE characters would do in quarantine, and I thought that was a great question. What do you think Rumbelle would do ?

Ha ha. Well, I think we had a whole episode that showed us. They moved to the Edge of Realms and chilled at home. Quarantine Trendsetters. Ahead of their time.

So they would read and have cute picnics on the front lawn and read some more and dance in their living room and basically the whole montage from “Beauty”. 

And of a course, quite a bit of this:

Rumple would thrive in quarantine. An excuse to just stay home with Belle and Gideon and no one could bother him or ask him for anything? He’d be happy as could be. 

[thiswomanshouldbewriting]

They spend a full day of quarantine trying to assemble the new ikea bookcase Belle had to buy because she bought so many new books during quarantine. 

[dragonbat2011]

As long as they are self-isolating, not quarantining. Rumple doesn’t exactly enjoy being caged and I do think that sooner or later, not being able to move about freely would start to get to him. Go someplace with Belle where he can walk around and not be bothered—like the Edge of Realms, or even his cabin in the woods (with signs to warn off trespassers)—absolutely 100%. Be told that he absolutely must remain indoors under ‘house arrest’ indefinitely and he really won’t be pleased.

[jk-unless]

Who is a fiary tale character that doesn’t show up in Once Upon A Time?This is vital information.

[dragonbat2011]

Mother Hulda; Jorinda and Joringel; the Little Match Girl; The Emperor (Emperor’s New Clothes); Rose Red (Snow White and Rose Red, though some of the scenes with Snow and Red in S1 gave me that vibe); Faithful John; The two sisters; one who had flowers and precious stones come out her mouth when she talked, the other bugs and snakes; IF you hold that Jack and the Beanstalk and Jack the Giant-Killer are two different Jacks, the one on the show is the Giant-Killer; The Princess and the Pea; In the Perrault Beauty and the Beast, Belle had two sisters and a few brothers; Tom Thumb; There’s that horribly sexist story about the husband and wife who trade jobs for the day and discover that men are meant to be farmers and women housekeepers; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Fisherman_and_the_Fish; Thumbelina

[jk-unless]

I have roped myself into yet another fandom,and that is ✨Once Upon A Time✨

It’s been in my Netflix watchlist for as long as I can remember and now I’m finally watching it.

Also I’m slightly attracted to Mr.Gold and I don’t know why-

[dragonbat2011]

Also I’m slightly attracted to Mr.Gold and I don’t know why- 

[carnationcafe-deactivated201411]

Why Darling Pan?

Wendy said, “He didn’t want me,” yes “he” as in Peter. Her face afterwards is also clearly upset.

When Wendy asks Bae how long she was gone and he only says a night, she said it felt much longer. Indicating it felt long since she went through a lot. The original Peter Pan story did all happen in a single night. 

Wendy describes it as saying there was mermaids and fairies, which someone was most likely showed her.

The interior of the treehouse in Neverland, look very similar to her room. Pan was the one who made it.

Peter never lied to Wendy of his plans, but he did so to all the other lost boys.

When Wendy comes back to Neverland, Peter could’ve easily killed her. But he didn’t.

There isn’t that big of an age difference considering that Wendy left in 1912, but once she got back to the real world, it was in the present.

When Wendy asks if she was free, Peter says not yet. He said yet so she won’t loose hope.

Peter threatened to kill John and Michael. That would be the only thing to make sure Wendy wouldn’t leave Neverland. He wants Wendy to stay there with him.

Peter told Wendy she put on a good show, in his tone, it seems like she had to lie like this before. 

When Wendy is on the Jolly Roger traveling back home, she looks pretty sad. Like many things are on her mind.

Someone would have to give/help Wendy get the last bit of pixie dust she has.

It is hard for Wendy to tell Bae (well now Neal) about what Peter’s plans are, even-though him and her were very close. 

Like Robbie had said, the original Peter Pan did have dark layers. Yet Wendy still was fond of him. So why couldn’t she be now?

[elviriel]

[ryik-the-writer]

The writers really screwed this timeless pairing. 

[dragonbat2011]

Question: Do we know for sure it was 1912, or is this a guess? Asking because I’m writing a bit of Darlingfire now, and I had it in my head as a few years earlier (1905-06).

[dragonbat2011]

Reaching Out ‘Til We Reach the Circle’s End—Chapter 10

Story Summary: Rumple and Zelena do go through the time portal in 3B. Things don’t go as planned.

Chapter Summary: Papafire. Rumple and Bae aren’t in the Enchanted Forest anymore, but they’re not in Storybrooke either...

Read it on AO3:https://archiveofourown.org/works/24326794/chapters/61973014

[mariequitecontrarie]

Long Live the Rumbelle Fandom

Reblog if you agree.

[dragonbat2011]

Amen!

[popsicleofdeath]

I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

[dragonbat2011]

Agreed!