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@pissedoffatouat
why I am pissed off at ouat
Rumple is NOT a complex character
I keep reading posts that claim that Rumpelstiltskin is "complex" and people get upset if they hear that he was never a villain because it "takes away from his complexity" as a character. What complexity? Since season 1 he is the most straight forward character. Mysterious, yes. Complex, not at all. So you think hes a villain because he is in a dungeon locked up and Snow and Charming are afraid of him? That is not something that makes a villainous character. A mysterious character, yes. The first time we get to know anything at all about him is in the 4th episode of the show. And there we learn that he practically put himself in that dungeon, knowing exactly what that squid ink would do and pretending to want to take cinderella's baby exchanging it for a "favor" from Emma, and causing this baby's parents to love her and appreciate her even more than they would because they almost lost her. The first ever Rumple -centric we get shows us a simple man who loves his son so much that he would run through fire to save him. There is nothing complex about that. There's no "darkness inside him" there's no gradual descent into becoming a monster, it is the most simple, non-complex way a character can become a monster. We are told during that episode that he is a coward, and although he looks pretty pathetic and desperate by crawling and kissing boots, we see no evidence of actual cowardice. We just see an oppressed villager being bullied by the powerful upper class. So again, we get mystery, but no complexity. In fact, the more we learn about his character, the less complex he seems. All the horrible things he commits in the enchanted forest are explained by his being a dark one, but he is mostly just isolated. During the beauty and the beast episode we know more about his mysterious past that Belle does.
Regina: *wearing one of Ruby's flannels and nothing else*
Ruby:
Based solely on the title and a few spoiler-free details, which non-started WIP should I work on and post this weekend?
”Wait for Me” (Hadestown, Desperate Souls AU)
“Not Today” (s5B AU, baby contract broken in a different way)
“Mistress Mine” (QM AU, Neal lives)
“Spinner’s Daughter” (Bae has a twin sister only Milah knew about)
“Little Desperate Soul” (a child becomes the Dark One)
Definitely"Wait for Me" also "Mistress Mine'
people: love and sex is what makes us human!!!
me: oh really? then explain this!
me in 70 years
how many elmos must die
101 elmos
cruelmo deville
elmos killed her mother
I should have reblogged it at 2:22 pm today.
wait hold on i remember a post being like “the second of the second of 2022 is tuesday and we can call it twos day” so was that a fucking lie we never fact checked because babe it’s wednesday
"the author is clearly NOT gifted by Hermes with the power of prophecy. two stars."
We don't talk about Bruno no no
Hi, pissedoffatouat, how are you? 😘😘😘
I am super busy with crazy life. And stuff. and yeah. Just super busy
OUAT’s defence of Milah is a complete slander of feminism
The fact the writers use a complete utter slander of feminism to defend her in the show is horrible.
Rumple has to give up his reproductive rights to save Bae’s life which also means giving up Milah’s since they are married. The aspect of giving up a woman’s reproductive rights is sexist and horrible but I think reducing this situation to that is terrible and offensively simplistic, and the fact they are trying to use that guise to excuse Milah preferring her son’s death to not getting more kids is horrifying. Milah calling Rumple out is disguised as her calling out misogyny when really it’s her being so disgusting.
Rumple rightfully calling Milah out for abandoning their son (hypocritical admittedly but is he wrong?) can be framed to sound like “you have duties in the kitchen woman!”. Criticizing parental abandonment being framed as sexism is utterly horrifying. The idea that a parent has responsibilities to their child being portrayed as sexism is so disgusting.
There are a lot of disgusting things on this show, and Milah isn’t even close to the worst person in it (she’s horrible though).
Believe me I can criticize Rumple all day for things that are actually wrong, but him simply not wanting his son to die even if his wife would prefer it and him complaining about being left a single parent and his child being motherless being framed so fans can accuse him of misogyny if they want is horrifying. Milah is not a victim of anything other than Rumple murdering her twice. He didn’t discriminate against her for her sex.
Well said!
hate it when ppl bring up regina allegedly commiting genocide.. it was a couple villages tops and she’s been extremely nice abt it!
Funniest post I read in a very long time!
My friend: can you be asexual and aromatic towards guys and not girls?
Me:
Me:
Me: isn't that just being a lesbian?
Rumple: You're standing on thin ice.
David: I'm standing on the floor.
Rumple: It's an expression.
David: It's a carpet.
So like what happened to Jefferson? He showed up, he kidnapped Emma and Mary Margaret, he made us swoon, he was reunited with his daughter Grace… Now what? Is it fair to assume he and Grace are living happily off in their own world? Does he come back? If not, I miss him and he wasn’t in ouat enough.
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
#ok who invited regina
apparently the firstborn did….
reblogging again. REBLOGGING AGAIN
I rarely reblog things, but cOME ON THIS IS GENIUS.
I will reblog this until I’m dead