she hive on my mind till i tv

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

[skluug]

There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

[barstoolblues]

[skenpiel]

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

[clownsacrilege]

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

[skenpiel]

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

[tzvi]

wait did something happen to Jesus

[sh5]

every hivemind unlimited video is like

rating toothbrushes

riley: you guys may not realize this, but they make colgate toothbrushes with peanut shells in the bristles so I can’t have them :/

graydon: colgate toothbrushes were actually a big part of my childhood

riley: how so?

graydon: would sharpen them into shivs

riley: you didn’t do this

graydon: (in his dead serious voice) hand on the bible, I would sharpen them into shivs and stab my sister on road trips, right between her ribs

riley: like jesus?

graydon: *laughing* yes exactly like jesus

riley: F tier

graydon: S for shiv

me trying to fall asleep:

[lakevida]

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself

[rotspecialist]

riley hivemind babygirlisms

[importantandunavoidable]

(forgot the word cunty) girl you look vaginal

[frontmansdefender]

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

[toruandmidori]

[fairycosmos]

life would be sooo good without my curse

[sillyguyhotline]

guy whos pregnant with weed: oh i think the edible just kicked

[leftoverlemonpeels]

I've done it again

shitty hivemind memes 2 electric boogaloo. They are not funny but they have evolved

I'm still not proud of myself

[undrscrmsn]

For all my digriders out there

[musicforbroads]