guess we doing bugs now

BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE! WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!

[dragonfyre-creations]

NEW ADDIT: I AM AN ADULT I AM OVER 18 PEOPLE PLEASE STOP BEING FUCKING WEIRD IN MY INBOX IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE

Time to make a new pinned post since my last blog was hacked and evidently deleted or deactivated since December of 2024 and Tumblr still hasn't done shit about it, hooray

Sup motherfuckers my name is Rex. Welcome to the blog! Been haunting Tumblr since 2014, but I only bothered to make a blog a bit ago. Art blog is @sateurns-sorrow

Info, if you will:

Disabled eldritch horror, pronouns? never heard of em (any)! no NSFW asks, suggestive is fine if it's funny like the Wikipedia article of sexually active popes ask

fuck yeah trans people, be gay do crime, kill your oppressors, eat the rich and one day your abusers will die. If your parents are horrible congratulations I'm your mom now

DNI/BLOCKLIST:

Trump/Musk/MAGA supporters (stay the fuck off my blogs)

P3do, proship, TERF, TRASH, NAZI, antisemites, Israel apologists/sympathizers etc also kindly fuck off

Anti-Endogenic system/system deniers in general

Aphobes (ace/aro spectrum are valid LGBTQ+ fight me you fucking wimp)

Hazbin Hotel*/Doki Doki Lit. Club*/Danganronpa*/Yandere Simulator*/Attack on Titan* will similarly be told to fuck off

Mouthwashing is a greylist, not part of the fandom/don't like the game but you do you, dont expect me to talk about it though

More that I'm forgetting but I'll gradually add as I remember it

Extra: I may post pictures of dead things, taxidermy, insects and such, all posts will be marked with the appropriate trigger warnings. Gaza fundraisers will be a big bulk of my posts too. Gimmick blogs are cool and I'll probably randomly follow

*means the people of the fandom(s) who are pushy/aggressive over others giving criticism or not liking the games/shows, are generally unsavory with their behavior regarding it, toxic fandom and whatnot. If you are simply someone who watches the show/plays the game and enjoys it and respects other people's opinions you are fine to interact and/or follow

[inakentiy6]

Average whiteward experience

[color-palettes]

Intrusive Insights - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#344265 #3c2c36 #cf3046 #fd8783 #fee5d1

[yadchi-i-guess]

My newest headcanon is that Phantom has a silkshot, or at the very least knows how to wield one specifically because they keep getting misgendered.

Heres a image of just the hand for all your pointing-a-silkshot-at-the-viewer needs, free to use. Credit not needed but appreciated :]

[dragonfyre-creations]

ARTFIGHT?

ARTFIGHT!!!!

https://artfight.net/~dragonfyre_rex

ADDING MORE CHARACTERS!! INCLUDING BUGS! I WILL HAVE MY HOLLOW KNIGHT OC'S! AND SOME CANON CHARACTER REDESIGNS!!! TEAM COMEDY!! WOW! HONKS MY LITTLE CLOWN NOSE AND JINGLES MY LITTLE JESTER BELLS!!! GO ARTFIGHT!!!!

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!

[melgillman]

I’m reblogging this 7-year-old comic of mine because, not only is it somehow still circulating, it just passed 400,000 notes??? Thank you, several hundred thousand internet strangers, for keepin’ this ol’ goat girl goin’ so long

(Also hi, I’m still making fairy-tale-flavored lesbian romance comics and have a new one coming out very soon…)

[detectivehole]

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

[detectivehole]

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

[qqueenofhades]

Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.

He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.

Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.

In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.

So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.

[flavinbagel]

In response to the question “How did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?” there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writer’s room, and didn’t review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.

Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. It’s so catchy though, I’m doubling up on calls to action but please listen now:

[theterriblethingabouttulio]

holy shit read the article. it’s worth it and completely batshit

[kat-witha-k]

This is fucking insane

[brightlotusmoon]

[mod2amaryllis]

I've never adequately appreciated the batshit brilliance of this joke, I've taken it for granted

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[xaisee]

He is not contributing to the war efforts !!!

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[ntn-arts]

[seafooms]

blue footed booby + raptor !

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[caezavio]

at rest

[spotsupstuff]

An older noodle thing to vent out my heartache. The ending should've been a bit different, but it has been left unfinished for a long time and I want it out of my drafts. It was a finishing speedrun today.

Tfw dearly loving another is the same as loving yourself because you are basically the same person. Making friends with them is making friends with yourself. And to love yourself is to live life again. (And that goes both ways.)

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[daysleftofsecondterm]

944 days left

[energonshot]

who let the boombox behind the wheel