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[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[ribbonhearted]

wildflower sink by clarkmade ꕤ*.ﾟ

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[shaeeldera]

I had to draw this beautiful lady

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[most-sane-classicist]

He knows what's up

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

As a Boromir lover what is you thoughts on Faramir? The lesser brother.

I thought Denethor died, but here he is sending me asks

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

and to be honest it's Saturday

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[zoesupreme]

0-0 score in the world cup final for 86 entire minutes this sport is so unserious I'm sorry. y'all really watch this shit?

[zoesupreme]

they're fucking starving him

[7bitter]

everyone should be transformed into a lump of clay & then lovingly reformed back into themselves every few years i think that would be so nice for everybody esp the touch deprived. also those w a lot of tension in their muscles would benefit

[memedokies]

some creatures i drew a while ago but i dont remember when or what i used. they just sort of appeared i suppose

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[leefi]

[gay-impressionist]

If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston

[staticsable]

This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.

Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.

[bloodclotbitch]

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking