dreams walking in broad daylight!

jimmy 23 he/him

[honksnoo]

hi i'm jimmy this is my main blog

aesthetic sideblog: @dotorgs

stuff too cringe for main (mostly homestuck rn): @hartropiltz

film sideblog: @weskino

perfume sideblog: @honksniff

[hologramparade]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[germanmilfs]

who up and latino

[log6]

what the hell you want

[germanmilfs]

who was the first latino

[log6]

the serpent in the garden had a slit in its eyebrow

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

[sunshinetomorrow]

i watched this terrible ass youtube video about "i snuck a link to this youtube link into an episode of the office" where the guy literally just bought a dead url from the show but managed to pad that into 20 minutes of slop while jerking himself off about how avant garde it is and how no one has EVER made a retroactive easter egg before. and then 5 minutes in i realized the uploader was fucking nick robinson

[sunshinetomorrow]

it had both a sponsorship ad read and a custom t shirt design being sold. and literally everyone in the comments was making fun of it too, even his presumed usual fans. and the funniest part is according to wayback machine hes owned that url since 2018

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[transjackfairy]

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

[ceruleanheaven]

happy might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me monday

[seriousjones]

seriousjones 9:12pm (daft punk if they were bees) we're up all night to get stung! we're up all night to get honey!

seriousjones 10:56pm Jesus Christ, you have all made your point. Bees are not known for "getting stung." Fine. You win. I will be taking some time away from social media for my own peace of mind. It honestly makes me sick to my stomanch that one small mistake can bring out the mob, when all I do is try to spread smiles and connection. Respectfully, I hope you all take a long look and the mirror and think about how your words can affect people.

seriousjones 1:44am (daft punk if they were dogs) we're up all night to be dogs! we're up all night to be puppy

[depsidase]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[honksnoo]

At the gay bar my friends are talking about fucking 67 and tung tun g tung sahur

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[lakevida]

bought two bagged salads today idgaf anymore in a year there probably wont be leafy vegetables at all just ashes and debris and the ashes will still cost $12 and they have a prion in them