A Little Psychotic Httyd Fan

All the nine yards of random HTTYD posts !She/her - 25 years - The name is Ane 👋 “Bitch is just something else”

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This is a blog where followers are actually prisoners

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Snotlout: She’s a ten, but she has a kid.

Hiccup: Okay, um…

Snotlout: Specifically a son.

Hiccup: …Are you talking about my mom?

Snotlout: Yeah.

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Snotlout, to Hookfang: I would rather die than give you a little kiss on the snout.

Snotlout: *kisses Hookfang on the snout*

Snotlout: I was lying! I’m a liar!

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Httyd + Tumblr

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It’s always fun scrolling on Pinterest and suddenly seeing a screenshot of a httyd themed tumblr post and realize: WAIT this is my tumblr post!!

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So it’s been a while since I wrote a httyd fic huh? Huh? Well surprise!! My hand slipped and I made this, enjoy!

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Tuffnut: Hiccup, I punched a dragon.

Hiccup: That’s bad.

Tuffnut: April fools!

Hiccup: Thank goodness.

Tuffnut: It was a little kid.

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Hiccup: Alright Snotlout, what do you want?

Snotlout: I want Stoick to disown you and adopt me!

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Astrid: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Snotlout: Please, you love to disagree with me. It’s your favorite thing to do.

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Missing Rtte where Tuffnut somehow gets the idea, or gets lied to, that HE is actually the older twin. And it kinda goes like Reign of the fireworms, except it’s JUST Tuffnut against Ruffnut, going “I’m the oldest so when I tell you to do this you do it!” And Ruffnut pulling her hairs out screaming “YOU’RE NOT.”

And in the end all the riders fly to Berk to ask mamma Thorston, only for her to admit that, honesty? She has absolutely no clue who was born first. She just picked Ruffnut as the “oldest” by a hunch or by doing eenie meenie miny moe.

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Hm, question: do you think the people of Berk ever ate the dragons they killed?

You know, when winter got hard, or food was generally scarce… or just because.

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Fishlegs: Those are poisonous, so nobody eat them.

Tuffnut: Haha, yeah, duh!!

Fishlegs: …

Hiccup: Go throw up.

Tuffnut: I didn’t eat any!

Fishlegs: go throw up.

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Hiccup (httyd 1): Hi, sorry if this is a weird question, but are you one of the people who hate me?

Ruffnut: Hi, oh my gosh, not weird at all! Yes I am <3

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So I JUST came back from watching the httyd live action, and I’m… very pleasantly surprised.

So… !! SPOILERS !!

Something I really liked was seeing the bond between the other riders and their dragons, because in the original movie we really only see them ride them, and then when we catch up with them in defenders/riders of Berk, the bonding has happened off screen.

And although it’s not a lot, a lot, in the live action, it’s more, because during the red death fight we see Astrid risking her own life to free Stormfly from the red death’s bite, and Fishlegs already affectionately calls Meatlug “girl”, and after the ask has settled, when everyone thinks Hiccup has died, Hookfang, Meatlug, Barf and Belch, pushes their way through the crowd to stand next to, and they nuzzle against their riders, and even in the ending scene, when hiccup has woken up and goes for a test fought with the new tail, we get a look at Ruffnut and Tuffnut rubbing lotion on Barf and Belch’s necks.

It’s a nice touch.

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I’m weirdly obsessed with the post time skip scene at the end of httyd 3 where Hiccup is so effortlessly sailing and steering their ship. I want to see a mini series of Hiccup getting used to these things, of realizing that nothing will ever be as it was, and he has to learn what he would’ve already learned if they hadn’t made peace with and existed amongst the dragons, and remembering how things were before the peace.

Just how long it took to go anywhere by ship, how much patience it took to sometimes just catch a few fish, or to catch a bore, or herd sheep, or get to the top of the mountain.

It would’ve been depressing, just to deal with these things after having lived the life he, and they, did.

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Astrid: Isn’t it a bit too dangerous?

Hiccup: Astrid, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Astrid: ...

Hiccup: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Astrid: ...

Hiccup: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

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Quietly losing my mind over Dagur saying that he hates traitors, only to eventually become a traitor himself. And thinking that that might’ve been the reason it was so hard to make that decision, because somehow, that was one of the few morals he had, and he went against it.