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Marbled Orbweaver, Araneus marmoreus
Lemon Ginger Infused Honey | Clover’s Cookbook
Hey everyone, it’s Clover here and this is the Lemon Ginger Honey Infusion!
Originally, this recipe was passed down to me through my mom who learned it from my paternal grandmother. We found around the time I was in third or fourth grade that over the counter medicine was starting to lose effect on me, so my grandma told my mom this recipe to see if it helps. And, to everyone’s relief, it did!
(Although, Mini Clover was not a fan of the taste originally—it’s grown on me immensely.)
My mom needed to tell me that it was “Magic Tea” to get me to drink it. And, after trying Theraflu a year or two later, I agreed that: “yes, it was magic because it was medicine that tasted better than anything else”. Now this infusion is my go-to cold cure.
(I also drank almost half of my batch that I made almost a year and a half ago when I was laid up in bed with the flu in March. That thing is very shelf-stable.)
Without any more preamble, here’s the recipe!
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Scenes from an Irish Pub
Stop and Stare
The tree stood tall in the back room. She couldn’t tell if it was fake or real, but it was always covered in leaves and fairy lights when she saw it. The cracked back tile of the glass covered room looked worn with time, and she waited. It was—how long was it since she was last there? Three, four years?
Not that it mattered.
The wool coat was shed immediately. Her hand made for her throat as she palmed her fake rose quartz necklace. The room roared with laughter from all sides. The smell of various alcoholic beverages pulled her under. The pounding of her pulse causing her to panic.
What was she doing?
She hadn’t seen him in years.
As far as she was aware, he could’ve changed so much.
They’ve kept in sporadic touch, of course they had. But—
“How is it my mom lives right across the street and you always beat me here?” The dry humor of the voice shook her from her thoughts. He sat down across from her and next to the wall. It was the exact same position that they found themselves in four years ago.
All she did was shrug.
A small, forced smirk played at the corner of her mouth. “I thought being late was unbecoming of a Captain,” she replied.
“I’m not late, you’re simply early, Alina.”
“Well, someone has been taking lessons from Julie Andrews then.”
It was a tease, but she always teased him.
He raised an eyebrow and she sighed. She looked awkwardly at the table. Great, my reference went right over his he—
“Well, she’s a queen for a reason,” the dry, deeper timbre of his voice caught her off guard. Her head snapped up at him, eyes wide. His own gray eyes sparked with north. “Contrary to popular belief, I have seen the Princess Diaries duology.”
Alina sputtered. “E-excuse you, Tommy! I’ll have ya know that was not what I was thinkin’!” The smile that fought its way onto her elfin face was genuine.
Tommy grinned back. “Too easy, Lina.” He passed her a menu and asked, “so are you gonna drink this time or would a Shirley Temple still do?”
Alina huffed before rolling her eyes. “Shirley Temple please, I still can’t hold my booze.”
Call It
“Call it,” the voice pierced through your thoughts as you struggled with throwing the blanket in the washing machine. Your eyes snapped to his. The confusion laid bare as you slunk down and slammed the door shut.
“What?” You asked, waving your hands around as off swatting away a fly.
“Call it.” He said it again, a smirk to his mouth and a piece of licorice poking out through his teeth. The palm of his right hand positioned itself on the top of his left. Dark eyes sparking with mischief as he dared you to answer.
You raised an eyebrow and set the alarm on your phone. “Heads,” you sighed.
The right hand lifted from the left.
Tails.
“Wrong one,” he smiled wildly and you scoffed at the continuation of the thought. “How about a date with the winner?”
Without much thought, you took your cup of water in hand. Debating, though mind probably made up already. “Why should I?” You asked, weighing the options before you actually decided to go through with it.
“You lost.”
“The terms weren’t clear, Emo Boy.”
“You still—“
The shriek that filled your ears may have given you some form of vindictive glee. The ice cold water dripped on the floor, creating a small pool around his seat. You grinned, sharp and slightly unhinged. “Next time, set terms or anything goes.”
Kotaro and the Book
Kotaro Sanada felt the urge to be alone for the evening. No grandparents, no parents, no friends—just him and a book and the bullet train depositing him wherever his ticket told him to get off and the neon signs and the rain. The novel he read, a short one translated from English about a boy becoming a man and a fallen star doomed to loneliness, gave him some pause. Told childishly but about more adult things that a child would ultimately face, Kotaro couldn’t wrap his head around the English way of the world.
It doesn’t help that every time the star was described, the girl who shouldn’t exist popped into his head.
He placed the book down, obsidian eyes unable to focus on the words any longer. “It’s one of my favorites,” a voice said. A voice that broke the silence in the car—a voice he knew all the long belonged to her. He moved to face her, pale white hair and bright lapis blue eyes. It was odd though, a spine-tingling deja vu where she looked nothing like he knew her. Bright sundresses replaced with earthy tones and bell bottom jeans. Short, chin length hair dip-dyed in Kool-Aid was traded in for hair long enough for a crown braid.
She watched him with an amused grin. A large, jagged grin of an animal that played with their food. That was what she looked like.
“Chesha?” His voice broke, the damned traitorous thing.
“So you do know me?”
“You can’t be real—“
The sharp laugh broke through the car. People began looking over, placing a finger over their mouth. Chesha shrugged and whispered a formal apology. Still, she looked more amused than apologetic. “The Tree shows everyone what would get them to the monastery quickest. I saw people die, and out of spite for their perceived killer I ended up challenging my mentor. What did you see?”
Kotaro stilled as her eyes dared him to speak. She moved like a cat with languid arcs of her spine as she stretched.
How do you tell someone you watched them die?
The Mist Walker’s Must-Have Mixtape
1. Eleanor Rigby
Look at the lonely people!
Eleanora la Fay paced around her kitchen as the toaster pastry began its cooking cycle. The glowing timer above the toaster was nothing new, although Eleanora did change the color setting from time to time for a minor change in scenery. The song played on the old stereo Nimue la Fay fixed up on one of the rare occasions she came home to rest. It looked like an ancient jukebox from almost two hundred years ago, with its bubbly shape and faded gold paint. The neon lights glowed on the misty, cloudy day. Eleanora la Fay loved the old thing… even if Nimue had to add a bunch of tubes and wires and a magic-to-electricity converter on the inside that leaked out into two bulky handle-looking things on the side.
The toaster timer was a lavender color with a light blue hand. She noted about a half a minute left on her birthday breakfast and nodded in approval. Was a birthday cake toaster pastry a bit much for the fifteen-year-old’s breakfast? Possibly, but Eleanora needed food and she forgot to buy groceries last night after coming home from her shift at the damn grocery store. Ironic, wasn’t it?
The pastry popped with a ding and a woosh, the teenager grabbed a plate and held it still as the food fell pristinely on her plate. She grinned at the house, “Did ya see it? I got it right this time!”
Nothing responded to her prideful grin and exclamations of glee, but Eleanora didn’t mind.
She ate the pastry in peace and quiet of her small, rundown home. Ironically, making a mental list of what needed to be done when she got home from work, and her neighbors had told her, she needed to rest and enjoy her childhood. “So the windows need to be cleaned, the sheets need to be washed — should I vacuum the floor today? What do you think?” The brunette asked in between bites of her breakfast. Once more the house did not reply, and Eleanora nodded decisively.
“You’re right,” she continued after the beat of silence. Her tongue on the roof of her mouth to free the sticky, goey shell that stuck itself to her teeth. “I should cook instead of cleaning the floor. I can do that tomorrow.”
All the lonely people, where do they come from?
She almost left without it.
She almost left without it — the only other useful, good gift Nimue gave her.
How?
How could she even — it didn’t stop Eleanora from clutching the Walkman 2192 to her chest, its headphones hung around her neck. Her footsteps measured themselves against the broken asphalt that led into the town square. Memento Mori, North Carolina was a rundown, practical ghost town in the middle of nowhere. Years ago, in an attempt to bring about the historical version of Disney World, a small business group created Memento Mori. A small amusement park that brought about the glorious Gilded Age complete with ghosts from necromancers and dresses that seemed to have jumped out of history books.
It failed miserably.
But at least they were able to sell the land to town developers which made the business enough money to become Walkman 2.0 Co., the very music player company that created the thing Eleanora clutched to her chest. The girl placed her headphones on her head and spoke aloud, “Hey, Walkman, please use the mood setting!” Eleonora clipped the Walkman to her jeans as the holographic discs switched, going from the green circle to the red and noting the change of modes.
Fifteen minutes later, the fifteen-year-old clocked in for her shift at Stefan’s, the only grocery store for miles. “ —nora! Take the headphones off!” A booming voice broke through her music as the ringletted-brunette took her headphones half-off. From the device people could hear some of the song: Father McKenzie writing some words of a sermon no one will hear—.
“Sorry, Stefan,” She dutifully replied with pursed lips. She shut the Walkman off before shoving the headphones down around her neck. Without waiting for another word, Eleanora walked off towards the back. She had boxes of toaster pastries and coffee to pack out.
“Eleonora—”
She turned around, walking backwards and raised an eyebrow. The elderly, Southern gentleman chuckled at the quirk of the brow. She hummed, waiting for Stefan to continue. “Happy birthday,” was all he said. All she did was nod in thanks.
The moment Eleonora disappeared through the double doors around the floral department, the Walkman was back on and she sighed. For the first time all day, Eleonora felt truly alone.
Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there.
She walked home as the mist rose from the ground. Eleanora sighed, her mind wandering to places of grand fantasy and swashbuckling adventure. Of grand flying pirate ships and bright sunny days. Of a world where no one thought twice of a fifteen-year-old stock girl working on a Monday.
The fog grew thicker.
The music grew louder.
The light dulled, making it harder to see in front of her own face.
Eleonora let her feet carry her. They knew where to go. She walked down this road before and she’d walk down it again come morning. Her feet would carry her while her mind gave her comfort of the old movies like the Princess Bride’s fencing scene or the Jet Li versus Jet Li fight of the One at the climax. A life like that would’ve been something, wouldn’t it?
The trees grew thicker with every step.
The fog lifted with every foot too.
She continued walking, seeing but not processing.
Eleonora stopped and then found that her house wasn’t there. She paused the music, took off her headphones and spun around in circles. The trees were all different. Eleonora snapped her neck up. There were stars out, she never could see stars at this time. The house just up and disappeared.
Where was she?
She felt the fear clawing itself out of her chest. The need to panic as her eyes widened and as the night wind blew her down. She began rocking back and forth, her arms grasping each other in order to gain some form of comfort. Her heart beat faster. Her pupils dilated. She couldn’t breathe.
Where was she?
As her voice struggled to work, only one thing came from her mouth. One wish, hope, prayer — one thing she swore never to do again. “Nimue, help please!”
Only the sound of unknown, far-off animals responded to her plea.
fireheart calm down it’s part of cinderpaw’s training
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THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
Hi! Librarian here. Did you know that [attacks you with a sword] [attacks you with a sword] [rolls away] [attacks you with a sword] [rolls away] [casts spell of stab you with knives] [attacks you with a sword]
your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it
Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.
That’s cool. Why are they making me sad
Call that a microaggression
Barbie as jobs that medieval women could have;
Bloodletting/bonesetting Barbie
Midwife Barbie
Brewer Barbie
Court poet Barbie
Mason Barbie
Carpenter Barbie
Armorer/Tailor Barbie
I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG
this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet
Bluemink spotted a ladybug!
i n s p e c t i o n
True freedom.
Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man
not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death