Dragon Punch Squad

🙄Another Actual play podcast. 5 nerds playing pretend. AgeOfAshes adventure path by Paizo SUPPORT SMALL CONTENT CREATORS! https://t.co/z0pkyqQlEr

[dragonpunchsquad]

i tried to warn you 😭

[geekmeup-scotty]

A new poisoned set, purple and white with green glitter and metallic green inks.

Geekmeupscotty

[dragonpunchsquad]

the sudden urge to play a lizardfolk

[dragonpunchsquad]

shiny math rock goes click clack and brain goes brrrr

[dragonpunchsquad]

i finally found it, the headphone plant. little known fact is that the earbuds take several weeks to mature and change from this bright pink to the deep shade of black that we all know. other variants come in many shades such as white, purple, green

[dragonpunchsquad]

i’m not playing too much, you are

[dragonpunchsquad]

i just…

[dragonpunchsquad]

all i known is magic casting rules and breathing

[ace-of-dragons-art]

I always end up pretending to hold my imaginary DnD props which is even funnier if I'm playing via voice call and no one can see me swirling my imaginary wineglass

[dragonpunchsquad]

me but my pretend prop motions aren’t physically accurate 🤣🤣

[someemochick]

[dragonpunchsquad]

i have never seen such a comprehensive review of the two systems before

[batrachois]

Sir Raganella -- this concludes the frog series! Two years ago i got really into frogs for a hot second and decided to paint the months as DnD themed frogs henceforth the 2021 DnD Frogs calendar was born!

🐸more: batrachois.carrd

[brewerssupplies]

Well! I finally got the Christmas present my awesome older brother has been hard at work building since early December! This is truly the coolest fucking thing I've ever gotten! Thanks bro! Happy new years!

[dragonpunchsquad]

#goals

[dragonpunchsquad]

typically dungeon crawls have an easy way to exit, but not always gheh

[aromanticduck]

New nerd/geek diagnostic check. Ask them to identify this shape:

If they say ‘icosahedron’, they’re a nerd.

If they say 'd20’, they’re a geek.

[dragonpunchsquad]

i always knew i was a nerd 🥲

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: "I don't think I'll have kids": plain, invites arguments

Bard: This bloodline dies with me": assertive, metal as hell, implies you're taking on a great and noble burden which allows no arguments

[dragonpunchsquad]

tips for family gatherings

[localwarlockunion]

How about a Wizard Staff that is actually a big magical stick bug familiar

[wizardgoblin]

Ooh ooh or a magic amulet that’s really just a butterfly sitting on a string

[marijuwizard-the-high]

Or an orb that is just a big pill bug

[wizardpostsdotorg]

cauldron that is a Big Frog Mouth

[ambrosiafaery]

school of magic: just a lil creacher

[marlynnofmany]

Other Wizards: have tools

This Wizard: has friends

[dujour13]

The Lark and the Crow on their favorite perch ❤️❤️❤️

Another commission by the amazing @nurabelmax for my fic on AO3. You guys I'm so in love with this artist's work, it's absolutely stunning. But especially, especially this!! My heart 🥺

[kroovv]

Stinky smelly circus man pulls his head right off his spine✨

[dragonpunchsquad]

this smelly circus man would fit perfectly in my traveling circus campaign home game. there’s always an open act for a new performer!