Magic and Fairytales are real

I'm a little bit less a human, but I'm a bit more than a monster. Just gimme a call. I'll be there. Current Effects: None ((Independent OC blog for my characters David and Drake. Their world is their own. )) (( Willing to RP with anyone. Just hit me up! )) (( David can be fairly crass and blunt, so expect plenty of NSFW to appear now and then. ))

[oplitis-a]

dragonsandfairytales:

      He kinda motions… to… all over.

                             ❝Oh… then I should go and get hosed down                                       I guess.❞

[dragonsandfairytales]

     “Want me to just like... magic it off or something?”

[oplitis-a]

dragonsandfairytales:

@oplitis

     “You uh… Kinda got some… stuff… all over you there Rox.”

                                                   ❝I do? Where?❞

[dragonsandfairytales]

      He kinda motions... to... all over.

[dragonsandfairytales]

@oplitis

     “You uh... Kinda got some... stuff... all over you there Rox.”

[titaniuminfiltrator-deactivated]

@dragonsandfairytales

“Canada? Really? Australia is further away.”

[dragonsandfairytales]

“Look. Darlin’, babe, querida, luz de mi corazon, the reason the stars shine and the sun rises in the mornin’, love of my life.

At least in Canada I can keep track of STIM. Just... y’know... from a safe distance from the dump truck.”

[oplitis-a]

dragonsandfairytales:

     “Welp. Looks like I’m about to become a Canadian. Sorry y’all but this wizard just perfected the teleportation the fuck out of this shit ass political cycle straight into maple syrup land. Sign me up and give me my complimentary moose cause I’m down with the hockeys.”

                           ❝Shit… fuck… you need a place to stay, don’t                                    you? Lemme get the air mattress ready at                                    least!❞

[dragonsandfairytales]

     “I’m pretty sure if it comes to that? Ya could just throw a blanket on the floor and I’ll call it home. I’ve got a savings account. I can buy a pile of pillows with... whatever Canadian money is. Hope you’re not allergic to cats or demons because Lucky and Mouse are coming with me, no negotiations. 

[oplitis-a]

dragonsandfairytales:

    “Even an archmage position isn’t enough to keep me here if the oompa loompa gets elected. I’m just sayin’. SLEA got any openin’s cause I swear I’m just gunna jump ship and abscond at the first chance.”

                    ❝Dave, the SLEA would appreciate your area of expertise.                             They always have some position open because we are                             actually generating new jobs by the month. You might as                            well cross the fuck over.❞

[dragonsandfairytales]

     “Welp. Looks like I’m about to become a Canadian. Sorry y’all but this wizard just perfected the teleportation the fuck out of this shit ass political cycle straight into maple syrup land. Sign me up and give me my complimentary moose cause I’m down with the hockeys.”

[oplitis-a]

dragonsandfairytales:

@oplitis

“I’m startin’ to debate the merits of getting reassigned to Canada… or Mexico.. or somethin’. You in?”

                    ❝Hey, man. I’m so scared for you as I am with everybody                            else. You can try to head up North and I’ll be there waiting                            with open arms.❞

[dragonsandfairytales]

    “Even an archmage position isn’t enough to keep me here if the oompa loompa gets elected. I’m just sayin’. SLEA got any openin’s cause I swear I’m just gunna jump ship and abscond at the first chance.”

[dragonsandfairytales]

@oplitis

“I’m startin’ to debate the merits of getting reassigned to Canada... or Mexico.. or somethin’. You in?”

[dragonsandfairytales]

I think I’m seein’ ghosts.

[netflix-and-skrill]

Joel, Joel really??

[oplitis-a]

     She stops cold for a moment, the rim of the cup just poised before her lips.                          

                          ❝Okay, my turn to sound old. I’m hoping for a quiet,                                   boring Halloween. Last year was shitty, not sure                                   if a bet is a good idea.❞

[dragonsandfairytales]

     “Okay you make a point...” He shudders a bit as he remembers last halloween. Urgh. Slime monsters. “--but have you considered: whoever bags the most baddies this year gets free Chinese on the loser?”

[oplitis-a]

     Clasps both hands around the cup, she really needs it.

                    ❝Thanks, bro. Really needed that. Here’s to us, for tomorrow.❞

[dragonsandfairytales]

      He grins, looking up from the book he was reading. There’s mischief in his eyes.

       “Wanna make a wager? Y’know, make the Halloween night interesting?”

[oplitis-a]

                                               ❝Halloween sucks…❞

[dragonsandfairytales]

           He nudges a cup of black tea toward Rox.                           “Samhain started this evenin’ kiddo. RIP the night shift, yeah?”

[titaniuminfiltrator-deactivated]

{TxT} So I went out with the drag queens last night and woke up this morning covered in glitter, passed out on a park bench, with at least eight thongs tied into a flag flying on a flag pole. Also I apparently know how to take off a bra without taking off my shirt.

[TXT–David] I–

[TXT–David] What–

[TXT–David] Just how much did you have to drink?

[TXT–David] And please tell me you didn’t lose the bra. I suspect it was expensive.

[dragonsandfairytales]

{TxT: Star eyes} TBH I have no clue where the bra is, but I suspect it was lost honorably in the line of duty. I’ll update you on the drink amount when I find my tab receipt.

{TxT: Star Eyes} And my pants.

[titaniuminfiltrator-deactivated]

[TXT–David] Just FYI: I’m not buying you a new bra.

[TXT–David] And if you find the car, I’m pretty sure my kilt is still in there from our last dates, should you find yourself still pantsless.

[dragonsandfairytales]

{TxT: Star Eyes} Pocket dimension mother fucker. Gotta spare pants somewhere.

{TXT: Star eyes} Pocket dimension strangly full of confetti ?? ?

{TxT: Star Eyes} I’m going youtube surfing later. There’s gotta be something from last night htere.

[titaniuminfiltrator-deactivated]

{TxT} So I went out with the drag queens last night and woke up this morning covered in glitter, passed out on a park bench, with at least eight thongs tied into a flag flying on a flag pole. Also I apparently know how to take off a bra without taking off my shirt.

[TXT–David] I–

[TXT–David] What–

[TXT–David] Just how much did you have to drink?

[TXT–David] And please tell me you didn’t lose the bra. I suspect it was expensive.

[dragonsandfairytales]

{TxT: Star eyes} TBH I have no clue where the bra is, but I suspect it was lost honorably in the line of duty. I’ll update you on the drink amount when I find my tab receipt.

{TxT: Star Eyes} And my pants.

[oplitis-a]

dragonsandfairytales

{ TXT: Rox} I just tried to whip up this weird pintrest lava pasta bullshit and it just went way off kilter. I’m gunna have to replace all my shit man :C {TxT: Rox} Good thing archmage status pays well.

[IMS ✉️ ➣ Dave]: Aww, shitty deal! Cleaning it all up must suck.

[IMS ✉️ ➣ Dave]: How is the whole arch mage schtick going so far? Got any funny rookie stories?

[dragonsandfairytales]

{TxT: Rox} Politics are politics. o_e {TxT: Rox} It’s a bunch of old white men gettin together, deciding policies, complaining about STIM and SLEA and other places, scratching their saggy old man balls, and then talking about how awesome they are. {TxT: Rox} Crushing them all will bring me no end of joy.

[oplitis-a]

{TxT} Ay yo rox if u ever think of making recipes off pintrest: don't. i just ruined like two pans and almost set my kitchen on fire. PS: I've gone two years without a kitchen fire so I guess new goal set?

[IMS ✉️ ➣ Dave]: See I knew it! Pintrest crafts are near impossible, well most of them... but yeah, do not recommend. Tried those hair bow things and it just looked like a pile of doo doo on my head. 

[IMS ✉️ ➣ Dave]: And congrats on having that???

[dragonsandfairytales]

{ TXT: Rox} I just tried to whip up this weird pintrest lava pasta bullshit and it just went way off kilter. I’m gunna have to replace all my shit man :C {TxT: Rox} Good thing archmage status pays well.