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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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we're not kids anymore.
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I fix mistakes made by Autocorrect way more than Autocorrect fixes my mistakes.
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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A SHOW HORSE
HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’
the post that started it all
oh god
Never not reblogging.
I’ve only seen this post in screenshots
oh my god it is the legendary moon moon post
God bless moon moon
http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T
No. YOU DON’T GET TO DO THIS AND SLIP UNDER THE RADAR. Anyone who’s seeing this, I beg you to reblog. I want as many people to see this shit as possible.
this is really true tho!!! my uncle was a cop in NY & FL and they taught him to shoot first if he had to. anytime a cop feels threatened (and they basically teach cops they’re always threatened) they can shoot. its rlly sick psychological torture shit to help create a police state tbh
W H A T
Reblog this if you’re Team Mystic
Team Instinct
Team Valor
I’d like to thank my friend Avistew Teague for translating this!
I LOVE THIS
Such a good explanation of actual feminism, rather than what most people think it is!
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
I fucking lost it here
This is all I could ever want it to be
Dragon Age 2: All of these areas look the same, I hope they improve this.
Dragon Age Inquisition: Where the hell am I? I think that tree looks familiar? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ONLY FOUND 3/26 LOCATIONS???
Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.
when i find myself in times of trouble
terry pratchett comes to me
whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon
you are capable of literally anything
Sam Vimes once arrested two opposing armies to end a war.
Sam Vimes overcame a crippling alcohol dependency. Sam Vimes examines and confronts his internal prejudices. Sam Vimes lived in poverty because he was giving his salary to the widows and orphans of fellow officers. Sam Vimes cleaned up a corrupt police force and made it inclusive of the different ethnicities in his city.
Sam Vimes is my hero too.
He turned to leave, then seemed to have a thought. “Sergeant Dorfl!” he said, turning back. “D’you think you’ll believe in gods now?”
Every eye in the Watch House turned to the golem sergeant. “Not Gods, Yet.” said Sergeant Dorfl. “But Always Sam Vimes.”
- Mister Vimes’d Go Spare
do it for the vimes
Sam Vimes fought an ancient mind-controlling spirit and won. Sam Vimes killed a werewolf with his bare hands. Sam Vimes happily wears the awful lumpy itchy socks his wife knits him. Sam Vimes causes traffic jams in order to be home in time to read his baby a bedtime story. Sam Vimes fought at the barricades— twice. Sam Vimes waited until his interviewee had left and then put his coat over his head so no one could hear him laughing hysterically at her silly name. Sam Vimes is my hero.
One time Sam Vimes went on a vacation. While away, the entire Watch except for Corporal Colon went on strike, leaving no law enforcement of any kind for a period of time. The entire criminal population of Ank Morpork decided to take a break from crime, because they knew that if anything disastrous happened while he was away, Sam Vimes would be very, very irritated with whoever was responsible. And none of them dared to be responsible.
Petition to replace all the terrible Chuck Norris memes that should’ve died a decade ago with Sam Vimes memes.
In case no one told you growing up
Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.
To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff
Addition: the natural acidity of a vagina can bleach the gusset on darker underwear. It’s perfectly normal.
i did not know some of this stuff, so useful!
For those unfamiliar Australia heads to the polls on Saturday for a federal election, labor and the greens are considered more “left” leaning parties by many and the safe schools program is an initiative for LGBT children that aims to include various issues such as correct pronouns and bathroom access.
This scare mongering pamphlet was put under my windscreen and at first I laughed at how up the wrong tree they were barking, then I really read it and a chill went through me.
This is dangerous and misleading material. If a cisgender boy says “I’m a boy” or a little girl says “boys are cute” everyone smiles, but if a person viewed as a boy says “I’m a girl” or a little girl says “I don’t like boys, girls are prettier” it’s considered inherently more sexual.
These children are not sexualising themselves, they are being sexualised by adults who think that their gender or sexuality is a reason to imbue their very existence with a greater sexuality than that of other children.
Everything about this is designed to cast a shadow over trans children (and gay children because I’m not sure these people know what pansexual is). There is no evidence that people will pretend to identify as a gender they don’t feel to gain bathroom access but this is still the angle pushed, along with scare quotes around “identify”.
Being a trans youth is hard enough, with high bullying, suicide and homelessness rates, there are GENUINE problems that trans youths face and all this does is redirect attention to non issues while not just ignoring trans children but actively contributing to an environment that will view them with hostility and violence.
Please don’t fall for this, #safeschools is not a conspiracy theory, it aims to protect the most vulnerable because EVERYONE should feel safe at school.
All children deserve a safe place to learn and play and the makers of this nonsense clearly don’t care about children, just protecting their own hateful narrative and using children as a shield, a weapon AND a target.
free them
be strong for mother
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
things toddlers and i have in common
- don’t WANNA go to bed - why get dressed when I could keep playing in my pjs??? - I’m very tired and therefore I HATE YOU
- just five more minutes - I haven’t eaten and I’m hungry so I’m going to cry about it
-needs cookies and juice to function -will cry if yelled at
-wants to pet every animal I see -excited about stickers
-friends with every stuffed animal
-but why not NOW -will watch the same movie over and over again, with the same emotional resonance -I fucking lose everything
siquia:
I’m just gonna leave this here while I feels in a corner.
beautiful…
Frozach Submitted
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
“It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair” OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
Nobody told me there would be so many foreigners in this foreign country.