I am Ash, hear me yawn

I love dogs

[cometocbra-deactivated20170422]

me: wow..can’t believe we’re forced to sell our labour in order to survive this capitalist hellscape smh….

me after I get paid:

[mgnovenija]

[demon-entrails]

final boss

[charlesoberonn]

When your friends are more than two years younger than you

[tir-amy-su-deactivated20160713]

@sloopy678

[gothstielz]

no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot

[outofcontextdnd]

Maybe you should use your +8 to athletics for something other than jumping to conclusions

Rouge to fighter (via outofcontextdnd)

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

What does noon to afternoon mean?

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

[dragonsongdive-blog]

CHAMPION OF ASH: *opens up book titled "HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE"*

CHAMPION OF ASH: let's see... "chapter 6: the dead"

CHAMPION OF ASH: "many endearing mannerisms can be picked up from the study of particularly expressive corpses you may encounter along your journey"

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

[swank-bc]

reborn in the crucible of despair, the thirst for annihilation grows stronger with every passing beat of a heart charred black.

[realbobdylan]

I noticed I fall asleep faster if my head is covered so I searched sleeping caps, and this is everything I had hoped for and more

[effington]

[trashcatparty]

@laughing-bats

[bumtickley]

[beesmygod]

i cant believe this shigt

[dinheac]

ahdfskl;gnjyhu

[lyralvideo]

Oh My GOD

[flatluigi]

the only one of these i’ll ever reblog b/c holy shit

[doe-antlers-blog]

Is there something I’m missing here?

[cometkins]

yeah i would like to know what this means

[tramampoline]

GO TO FUCKING JAIL

[the-distortion-world-blog]

i don’t get it explain

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

robert pattinson’s progress into becoming the 4th death grips member

[forestsuggestion-blog]

give the trees names and they will protect you

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

[mywhisperedcolors]

[abevigoda-deactivated20171012]

[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

having fun in this economy just isn’t realistic. it’s not within my budget.

[musterniillustrates]