Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
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Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day
was so amused by this i sent this to my family group chat and i donât think my dad really knew what to make of it
compilation of this type of post
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as âmy liegeâ would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
iâm just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didnât need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly heâs trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey whatâs the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner
âyou draw far too much attention to yourself âmister underhillââ if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i canât help that iâm two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didnât lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend iâm not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW iâm being pursued by the black riders which is why i didnât SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
what if we don't wanna be?
then i hope for peace
still thinking about wolf 21
it's tempting to just dismiss heath ledger's joker on account of how it altered society for the worse and inspired a generation of men who in the absolute best case scenario are only so annoying you'd rather eat your own ears than spend even a minute around them but then you sit down and actually watch the dark knight again and fuckkkkkk...he actually kinda crushed that shit like a hydraulic press
people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times
i always mean it when i say i love you btw
âbut thats a stranger you dont knowâ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw
reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is youâre in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says âwell who HASNâT had a gay experienceâ and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes heâll say the most poetic shit youâve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and youâre still only like halfway through the dmv line
This was too good to leave in the tags
(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer
lesbian scifi is so easy. hereâs a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
maybe itâs not even cargo pants. maybe itâs coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots
I truly enjoy how much Animorphs is like âhere are our young heroes, each with a distinctive trope to fill in the group!â And then it makes you watch how the pressure of each personâs role grinds them to dust. And also they have homework.
#IM SORRY THEY DO HOME FUCKING WORK IN ANIMORPHS??????
Yeah they're students. If they don't keep their grades up or if they miss too many classes (or miss classes at suspicious times) then they risk drawing the attention of the faculty and/or their parents, some of whom are the enemy and some of whom can just make future espionage a whole lot harder. There are multiple missions where they're like "okay, this is incredibly time sensitive but it'll take a full day or longer so it has to wait for the weekend and we'll have to all lie to our parents about sleeping over at each others' houses. It's gonna have to be done at the last minute because we've gotta go to class. Also, remember to get that English paper finished, we can NOT afford to have you grounded right now."
They also get disembowelled and/or eaten a lot
#animorphs#its actually devastating i bever got into these#they wouldve been a million times more up my alley wtf was i reading harry potter for
It's not too late. You can still read them.
These have been out of print for an age, and the authors have given their blessings to share the PDFs. Here's everything, including companion/side books and the non-canon Alternamorphs books, in reading order:
All of the Animorphs books by K. A. Applegate, as well as the other books set in that universe. I got them here. I am not the one who collec
Male socialization is such an evil rhetoric. Yeah I guess not transitioning at the age of 5 is my fault and I'm evil for it. Yeah I guess not having the childhood I wish I did means I'm a danger and I should perpetually apologize for it
"The fact that socialization is a specious argument became obvious to me during an exchange I had with a trans-woman-exclusionist who insisted that my being raised male was the sole reason in her mind for me to be disqualified from entering women-only spaces. So I asked her if she was open to allowing trans women who are anatomically male but who have been socialized female â something thatâs not all that uncommon for MTF children these days. She admitted to having concerns about their attending. Then, I asked how she would feel about a person who was born female yet raised male against her will, and who, after a lifetime of pretending to be male in order to survive, finally reclaimed her female identity upon reaching adulthood. After being confronted with this scenario, the woman conceded that she would be inclined to let this person enter women-only space, thus demonstrating that her argument about male socialization was really an argument about biology after all. In fact, after being pressed a bit further, she admitted that the scenario of a young girl who was forced against her will into boyhood made her realize how traumatic and dehumanizing male socialization could be for someone who was female-identified. This, of course, is exactly how many trans women experience their own childhoods."
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Julia Serano, "Whipping Girl"
pg. 184