Sarah

Sarah/23/Australia 

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[peachnim]

me: so white peop-

white: *is already crying*

[the-deathbat-forever-9038]

summer vibes 🌓

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[deathshipbeneaththeabyss]

[robvalentines]

biggest mood

[zenathered]

Solidarity.

[whitherwanderer]

[kukurubean]

Knee slaps reporting in.

[roan-maestrik]

[edwardsisland]

[zelos-wilders]

me: *dies in a videogame*

videogame tip: try not to get hit :)

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[thatnordicguy]

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

[ash-ofpallet]

[10knotes]

my entire high school experience

[zelos-wilders]

[death-by-lulz]

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

[n0ctxrnal]

[dragonsr00l]

Bring back hoodie season 🧙‍♂️ #selfie #me https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt-otECByy6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oxx90va7h9fi

[lucidnee]

If you ever seen my boobs you’re welcome

[cali-cocaine]

Being sad and shit don’t stop me from wanting to get dicked down

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Me: I can’t just like someone based off their appearance. I have to talk to them, get to know them…..see if we have similar interests.

Guy over 6 feet with a sharp jawline: *walks in the room & breathes*

Me: There’s something special about his aura. I like him.

[humorblr]