woe! fics be upon ye

yes i have a wip i should be working on she/her|ace lesbian|31|fire emblem, octopath, pokemon, zelda, live a live, zelda, xenoblade|a silly little writer

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[saturn-flowr]

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

[koboldening]

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

[nugget-gender]

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

[mx-m29]

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

[forgotn1]

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

[loumner]

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

[cellaspider]

Mime teacher:

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

[minervakarsh]

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

[skyporf]

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

[shreekofjoy]

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

[cookie-nom-nom]

clown teacher: 👁️🫴👇📥🕛🫵”mimes” 🆕🏺🏛️

[saturn-flowr]

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

[koboldening]

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

[nugget-gender]

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

[mx-m29]

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

[forgotn1]

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

[loumner]

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

[cellaspider]

Mime teacher:

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

[minervakarsh]

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

[skyporf]

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

[shreekofjoy]

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

[cookie-nom-nom]

clown teacher: 👁️🫴👇📥🕛🫵”mimes” 🆕🏺🏛️

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[adalheidis]

Mermaid and captain 🐟 Sticker illustration

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[thatnebbles]

-hell or glory, i don't want anything in between

-2.2k words

-toxic yuri, tiki/grima flavored

-

“I am what awaits you at the end of the world.”

Grima smiled wider and showed rows of sharp teeth. They were white as moonlight and bright as stars.

This wasn’t the world her mother believed in. She passed on her hopes to Tiki that she’d mend the rift between humans and dragonkin. For a brief and wonderful moment, Tiki believed she had honored her wishes. The human she loved had Grimleal blood, but it did not define who she was. She never pushed Robin away. Tiki drew her closer, wanted her closer, to feel Robin’s heartbeat as Tiki pressed her hand to her chest.

It beats the same as hers, Tiki had whispered in their tent. Robin’s hands curled around hers as their breaths mingled. She was not the nightmare fate demanded her to be.

But she was.

-

A heart can only take so much loneliness.

Read here!

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[kkshowtunes]

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[kkshowtunes]

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[yogg-saron]

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

[yogg-saron]

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

[yogg-saron]

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

[wizardshark]

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

[explorerrowan]

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

[yogg-saron]

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Max is an adult now

[thatnebbles]

-hell or glory, i don't want anything in between

-2.2k words

-toxic yuri, tiki/grima flavored

-

“I am what awaits you at the end of the world.”

Grima smiled wider and showed rows of sharp teeth. They were white as moonlight and bright as stars.

This wasn’t the world her mother believed in. She passed on her hopes to Tiki that she’d mend the rift between humans and dragonkin. For a brief and wonderful moment, Tiki believed she had honored her wishes. The human she loved had Grimleal blood, but it did not define who she was. She never pushed Robin away. Tiki drew her closer, wanted her closer, to feel Robin’s heartbeat as Tiki pressed her hand to her chest.

It beats the same as hers, Tiki had whispered in their tent. Robin’s hands curled around hers as their breaths mingled. She was not the nightmare fate demanded her to be.

But she was.

-

A heart can only take so much loneliness.

Read here!

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[thatnebbles]

It's a special kind of madness