Shitty Blog

20 | female | northern ireland im really sorry about this

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

[driad-deactivated20160522]

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

[k-not-okay]

I nearly spat out my tea

[dunkonmekawhi-deactivated201804]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[swarnpert]

[kingcheddarxvii]

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it baffles me that theres people who can just… just sit down and take out their homework and be like “time to work yes” and actually…get things done???? without a problem??? and move on?????? thats wild

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

how dare my skin break out just because of my terrible diet and total disregard of regimented skincare

[purple-noon]

[thebestoftumbling]

[camillewrites]

Visit Original Link

[dragontoenails]

(via camillewrites)

[fairoah]

Things I'm good at:

[vine-blog]

[badgirlsgotocancun]

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[fatmanatee]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor

[dutchstore]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

LMFAAAOO! I’m the lady!

[politicalpolitics]

When she heard the word affair she was like ooo let me hear this boiling tea

[shouldnt]

High School Musical Duet - Troy and Gabriella

[fauxfable]

I can’t wait to see him accept an oscar for this

[polithicc]

@alrightanakin IS THIS NOT US?

[marisatomay]

It’s uncanny

[metalheadsavior-deactivated2020]