i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves
I got a medium dick
It can talk to ghosts
I nearly spat out my tea
trying on a metaphor

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Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
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DEAR READER
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost

Origami Around
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess

JVL
taylor price
almost home

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

tannertan36

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
Mike Driver

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@dragontoenails
i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves
I got a medium dick
It can talk to ghosts
I nearly spat out my tea
my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:
If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
it baffles me that theres people who can just… just sit down and take out their homework and be like “time to work yes” and actually…get things done???? without a problem??? and move on?????? thats wild
how dare my skin break out just because of my terrible diet and total disregard of regimented skincare
(via camillewrites)
Things I'm good at:
anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor
LMFAAAOO! I’m the lady!
When she heard the word affair she was like ooo let me hear this boiling tea
High School Musical Duet - Troy and Gabriella
I can’t wait to see him accept an oscar for this
@alrightanakin IS THIS NOT US?
It’s uncanny