DRAGO TATSUKI

Draco Daemonium | Male | Bisexual | Animation Student | Staff member at Furrypinas | ENG/FIL Twitter: https://twitter.com/Drago_Tatsuki/

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Works by Dawid Planeta

[nesskain]

A&A - Check-up.

Mary, aka player N14, getting her mechanics check-up before the final.

[swordscomic]

Dragons in the Swords universe

[blackqueerblog]

“did i say that out loud?”

[babbydriver]

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue

[enjoyable-content]

Emelia Fart is my Queen

[theothersideofthechair]

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

[defydamage]

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

[incompletepuppets]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Larva

[regularlesbian]

kermit the

[ruubesz-draws]

I haven’t seen Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse yet but imagine if Venom was in the same universe lol

Also, Eddie fainted

(Inspired by this vine/video)

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

coriolanus? isn’t that a type of parsley?

[valtsv]

you’re thinking of coriander. coriolanus is a french scientist from the 17th-18th century.

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

no, that’s coriolis. coriolanus is when two things are connected

[stargirl-and-potts]

No, that’s correlation. Coriolanus is a fairly attractive seabird.

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

No that’s a cormorant. Coriolanus is a kitchen device that you use to remove the core from apples and pears.

[black-widhoe]

no, that’s a corer. coriolanus is an aura of plasma that surrounds a star.

[sp-acemonkeymafia]

Nope, that’s a corona! Coriolanus is a perforated bowl used to strain off liquid from food, especially after cooking

[annabelle--cane]

no, that’s a colander. “coriolanus” is one of the pauline epistles from the christian bible

[trashy-trashcan]

no, that’s corinthians. coriolanus is a small orange-colored oval fruit, or a fruit-bearing tree that produces this fruit.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

no, no- that’s a kumquat. “coriolanus” is a large group of dancers who perform synchronized routines, usually in musical theatre.

[beesimile-archive]

you’re thinking of a chorus. “coriolanus” is a plain but reliable model of car made by toyota

[windsweptlassie]

no, that’s corolla- “coriolanus” is a place or angle where two or more sides or edges meet

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

No that’s a corner. Coriolanus is a type of sea creature which commonly forms the basis of reefs, such as the Great Barrier

[necromancy-savant]

No, that’s coral. Coriolanus is a brass instrument similar to the trumpet.

[princess-of-france]

No, that’s a cornet. Coriolanus is a strong fabric made of twisted fibers that academics like to wear as pants.

[shredsandpatches]

No, that’s corduroy. Coriolanus is that stuff they inject you with when you break out in hives.

[english-history-trip]

No, that’s cortisone. Coriolanus is the name of the Frankish dynasty founded by Charles Martel.

[above-beneath-betwixt-between]

No, that’s Carolingian. Coriolanus is the outer layer of grey matter that covers the surface of the cerebral hemisphere.

[homelandsexual]

No that’s the cerebral cortex. Coriolanus is a state in the United States of America that is shaped like a square and includes the city of Denver

[binary-bird]

Nope, that’s Colorado. Coriolanus is a horn-shaped container that symbolizes–

…s-symbolizes…

[somecutething]

[silentauroriamthereal]

I love how the second lick drags the kitty right across the floor, lol

[tinymiblog]

I so loves this 

[becausebirds]

A perfect duet.

[thehotgirlproject]

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

[memyselfandmynonbinaryass]

I don’t think Winry gets enough credit as a genius. Like, automail would need her to understand engineering, robotics, anatomy, and particularly how nervous systems work, and she’s technically a surgeon. She was already a regular helper at Pinako’s shop when she was 11. At 15, she walked into a town full of top automail experts and impressed all but one of them with a rush-order arm she’d made. Then, she took over one person’s shop so thoroughly, her customers won’t even let someone else make the outer casings. On top of that, she read medical books as a child and not only understood them, but retained enough of it to successfully deliver a baby years later even though that had nothing to do with her preferred field. And she didn’t have any help from the Truth.

Winry might not be an alchemist, but she’s a medical and engineering genius and somebody needs to tell her that right now.

[kvotheunkvothe]

[dragotatsukioriginal]

The power went out in the middle of a storm. Backup power isn’t up so you decided to go the generator room to see whats up but the maintenance tunnel to the generator room is flooded. Will you continue? https://www.instagram.com/p/BsisKdDn4mu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hop91d44ornu

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

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[a-guy-or-something]

N I C E

[a-guy-or-something]

Fuck somebody reblog this! People need to see the 69,420 likes and reblogs! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO THE MISSION!

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[blkbutterfly816]

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

[candiikismet]

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

[drinkpisspissblood]

Not to be boring and ruin the fun but there’s like 5 different types of martial arts in the olympics………

[dragotatsukioriginal]

Late upload (I mean its Dec 26 in my timezone) but happy Holidays! https://www.instagram.com/p/Br1sdo7HnIf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17xc0gfz2t2gb