Bees are the smallest of birds

Hey I'm Joe I'm 29 and I am illegal in 22 states

[lowpolyanimals]

Parrots from RuneScape (5 October 2004 – 9 July 2007)

[so-much-for-subtlety]

some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[lesbiskammerat]

what're you getting treatment for?

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[milf-maul]

everyone say hello to Paul (purple maul)

[dogpuppy]

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[phidelta]

Shimigami eyes should add a feature where you can label someone pink for girls who dont realize they're girls yet. It would make the extension worse and almost certainly cause more drama

[phidelta]

We are crowd sourcing her gender

[storyweavingspider]

“Hey, did you know you’re rated Egg on shinigami eyes?”

[comment-tube]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[kingcatnine]

i know it's not fair to compare the writing of recent debut tumblr authors to Terry Pratchett no matter how much they want to be him but reading a discworld really is making me despair at ppl not understanding what makes a metaphor good. Pratchett just hit me with "the silence of the room crowded in like a fist slowly being clenched" and you want to try my patience with sharpened bananas. go home.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

ooo anon's switched on, time to give you a compliment, nhehehehe >:)

you are a wonderfully talented writer! :)

This is how women get ideas above their station!

Papa always said I should care naught for the pretty words of strangers and focus solely on learning the blade.

[card-designers-without-borders]

[girlypopz123]

The pills meme but it's things i wish i had

[filibusterfrog]

just a little boy