Carpe Natem

Gin/Tari | She/her | 24 | INFJ | | bi legend | MSci Animal Behaviour | I'm gonna be a zoo keeper just watch me Crying about: HQ, D.Gray-man, Final Fantasy XV, Mass Effect, BTS, owls & dragons; occasionally some other things. Thanks for dropping by ♡♡

[mysteriousbean5]

Crawls out from the depths to sprinkle you with my contribution to the 2026 @promptisgiftexchange ! I had the honor of creating a gift for the wonderful Salamandersocks! It was so much fun to play with the prompts, I settled with “post-dawn domestic bliss” and fell back into my jam of making these two dorks happy. Come and join us next year and maybe I can draw one for you too!

Here is the link to the whole collection this year!

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Promptis_Gift_Exchange_2026

[agoraphobe]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[spacebras]

"LGBTQIA+"

"The gays"

"Queer"

"Fa-"

[spacebras]

[dailycatsblog]

[kenshitty]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[halethleia]

everybody: hello ryland you are now the Main Character ryland: Yikes!! No Thanks!

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[katchihe]

When you and your best friend share one braincell

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[largishcat]

there will be layoffs

[charlesoberonn]

[dreamlogic]

im in the bathroom listening to the following conversation between my roommate and my cat in the hallway outside trying to stifle my laughter.

roommate: is there a problem?

cat: RAH!

roommate: oh no, is the door shut? did charlie lock you out of the bathroom?

cat: mweh...

roommate: well you see, i could fix that problem for you—

cat: MYEH!

roommate: —but due to social rules that you probably couldn't understand even if i explained them,

cat: gWAAH... mow..

roommate: yeah, dude, i hear you, but it's not gonna happen.

cat: MRRRR..!

roommate: i know i have opposable thumbs, but my hands are tied, thumbs and all. i'm sorry, i wish it didn't have to be this way.

[sound of roommate's door closing, followed by desperate scrabbling claws on the bathroom door]

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

The effort put into Rocky’s voice astounds me. When Grace lets it slip that he’s not going to go home, Rocky is so upset he forgets to clarify “why didn’t you tell me” is a question, which is abundantly familiar for people speaking a second language when emotions run high.

When the translator is working, you can still hear the musical tones of his natural voice in the background (a detail a lot of franchises have missed, I’ve noticed.) In the scene where Grace is pinned to the control panel and the translator doesn’t work anymore, you can clearly hear Rocky saying his name in a higher octave, panicked.

This movie ruined my life I want to own it on DVD immediately