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Everything on this blog is queued for the next fifty years but feel free to message me and stuff, I'm always lurking here. 26//she/her//ace//lithuanian//🌟starlight🌟

[dykeselfcest]

sees a fic tagged "bad sex" and starts clapping and cheering

[intrusodamente]

ehc from @edenisquiet

ewc from @justcakethanks

[naamahdarling]

I'm going to spend a long time thinking about this one.

[ovur]

[mammalianmammals]

Marbled Cat (Pardofelis m. marmorata), family Felidae, Sabah, Borneo

photograph by Raymond Voo Zhong Hao

[p0laroid-sx-70]

(Jin Chan)

[sleepimali]

They'll charge you a very reasonable (outrageous) fee for their simplest protection charm. Deal?

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[kyotoprotocols]

[3frogs]

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty