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[insecuregodcomplex]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[praziluk]

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

[worstgirlintheworld]

he had suchhh a way with words

[i-merani]

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[5bi5]

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

[holycalf]

when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

[creepingmonsterism]

*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

spring save me… please save me spring

[64mpg]

2:47pm: thinking about what i can do to make the world a better place 😊

3:11pm: i have to kill myself

3:15pm: i didn’t mean that i’m sorry for saying that

3:20pm: i have to kill myself

3:56pm: i am so grateful to feel anything at all

[deadelated]

sexual tension is an amazing feeling which is basically ruined by having sex

[circusclownproductions]

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

[rogersandclarke]

a night out at the club can have a three act structure