Draken Von Snaken

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ofcarpenteriisms :

*· ☆,.- “I never had beer in my entire life, so - do you really think drinking this would be a good idea in any way?”

“Well, I personally wouldn’t call it a bad idea.”

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What's the worst thing you've ever done?

That’s like asking Willy Wonka what his favourite candy is. You just can’t give a single, honest answer to that question. But you could probably narrow it down to some situational things involving a gal named Lilith.

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celestixlgrace :

Castiel didn’t believe Drake for one second, even though the witch was making enough logic. It wouldn’t be that simple and Castiel didn’t know Drake enough to be able to tell if he was entirely serious about the words coming out of his mouth. So when the other procured the vial and the alcohol, his interest perked. Reaching for the vial, he accepted it, popping the lid to sniff at it. It was definitely something, but who was to say it worked? Carefully, he put two drops into Drake’s glass, before putting the lid back on– and shoving the vial into his pocket. If Drake wasn’t the one, this would work on others. “Drink, then,” he said, taking a drink from his own whiskey. “We’ll see if your claims are as true as you say they are.”

Drake noticed Castiel pocketing the rest of the truth serum, but beyond a raised eyebrow and a slight curve of the corner of his lips, he ignored it. Wasn’t like he needed it. “Aye aye, captain.” He raised the glass to his lips and downed the whole lot- something that wasn’t necessary for the serum to work, but the man liked his whiskey. “Alright, Castiel.” Boy, would it be awkward if this wasn’t Castiel, but based off Balthazar’s description, this surely was him. “Ask away.”

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FMK: Taylor, Aelin, Demetria

Marry Taylor. They’re probably the only one I could manage to be around constantly. As much as I’d like to have my way with Demi, I’ll kill her just to say I have an alpha under my belt. And I’ll proceed to fuck Aelin’s brains out.

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dcvilwithin :

“I am not blaming you.” Isabella laughed in delight ; This encounter was quite refreshing after all of the play pretend that she went through that day. “And there is no need to be sorry.” It really was not important - the demon could not even remember what she said before he distracted her with his actions. “You just killed a guy in front of me and yet you’re asking for my number?” She questioned as her lips curled into a smirk. “My, my…. I think I like you.” 

Drake smiled at her. God, he loved it when he found the sociopaths. Especially when they looked this good. “Actually... I don’t recall asking.” He moved closer to her, taking a drink from his glass before indicating to the bartender to bring her one. “Yeah? Maybe next time we can Bonnie and Clyde it up.”

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twistedknutson :

Taylor laughed, her voice ringing through the bar. There were very few patrons, most of them trying to seem uninterested but looking so deliciously terrified of the two at the bar, but Taylor didn’t care. They were background noise to her little reunion. “Or any jewel, for that matter,” she agreed, tossing back the rest of her drink before gesturing to the bartender to refill it. “It’s good to see you again, Drake. It’s been, what? A couple decades, now?”

“Right!?” Her words caused a grin to spread right across Drake’s face- he couldn’t even be bothered to notice the shocked people scattered around them. “I-...” She continued before Drake could speak again and his eyes narrowed in confusion. “Sorry, babe. I meet a lot of people, but I know I’d remember a face like that. So I’m gonna need a name from you to jog the ol’ memory.”

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ofraveniisms :

*· ☆,.- Raven arched a brow when she heard the guy talking. Since she had started to hunt, flirting wasn’t exactly on her list of things to do anymore. So, usually she would be annoyed. But that would not fit. Not when she tried to live her old life again. “No. Because I ass is already hella without them. Just like the rest of me, I would say. Wouldn’t you agree to that?”

Drake smirked and leaned back again, taking a second- longer- look, nodding in approval before shrugging one shoulder upon his return. “You’re right. My bad.” He leaned to the side against the nearby wall, his smirk still held in place. “Hella, gorgeous, smokin’. All the good words. Every single one of them.”

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littlest-winchester :

emma blinked in shock, shaking in her seat. she flinched when he moved beside her, wrapping his arm around her. “i don’t understand,” she admitted, confused by what he was saying. “you didn’t have to kill him though.”

“Holy crap. You’re actually shaking.” A laugh escaped him as he attempted to shush her again, one hand running through her hair as he continued to hold her close. “I did. I really did. It was for the greater good.”

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celestixlgrace :

“I had no intention of asking you to a prom,” Castiel said, rather bluntly. Yes, he knew that this was sarcasm; it seemed like everyone around him was more than well-adversed in the language, it’d be stupid if he hadn’t picked up on at least some of it by now. Nonetheless, he felt compelled to address it, much like he had in the past. Only now, there wasn’t a speck of confusion in his expression. He was there for business, which was exactly what his expression would read. “The barrier.” Draken’s movements were abrupt, but they didn’t startle Castiel even the slightest. He didn’t even blink as he wasted no time in getting to his point. “Was that your doing?”

“Well, now my feelings are just crushed. I was playing hard to get.” His hand rested itself dramatically on his cheek as he feigned a hurt expression. “The barrier? Sorry, I’m not following. Wait- Oh! You mean that semi-permeable wall surrounding the whole town making it impossible for me to truly embrace that hump and dump lifestyle? Totally my doing, yes.” Drake rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers, summoning a decanter of whiskey and two glasses. “I’m as trapped here as the rest of you. If I had done this, I assure you, I would’ve picked Vegas.” He proceeded to pour a drink for himself and then one for Castiel as he spoke. “I know I could stand here and tell you all about the other possible candidates in town and claim my innocence until I’m blue in the face, but you flatter me, so I’m prepared to hurry this along for you.” Drake snapped his fingers again, this time a small vial appearing beside the whiskey. “Two drops and I’ll be telling you anything you wanna hear.”

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familiarbishop :

Alexandria wasn’t quite sure what to say or how she’d gotten herself in a situation like this, but she was pretty sure she wasn’t supposed to be sharing a drink with the guy who just killed someone else. “He didn’t deserve that,” she said, much quieter than she would have in any other situation. She worried she wouldn’t get through to this guy, but there was a part of her that didn’t care. A part of her that was saying it out loud just for herself. Her eyes fell on the drink and she swallowed, wondering if he’d let her leave. He didn’t seem all that bad, but it just didn’t settle in her stomach. “I- Thank you, but, my grandma always told me I shouldn’t accept drinks from strangers. Well… candy, but I’m sure she’d tell me drinks too, now that I’m old enough.”

“Okay.” Drake rolled his eyes and scoffed. Some people just couldn’t appreciate a good neck snap anymore. His eyes had stopped on the people now realising the man had just dropped dead, but they returned to the girl as she spoke. “Oh, don’t let it go to waste. I promise it’s not cursed.” He raised a hand, “Scouts honour. I didn’t even touch it. Straight from the bar with no obligation. Come on, don’t take my bad behaviour out on the daiquiri. It deserves to be drunk. Especially by a girl as beautiful as you.”

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panthera-aelin :

aelin allowed the grin to tug at her lips when he called over to her, sitting next to him. “well you have called me for less before so a girl learns to expect anything from you,” she told him knowingly. “oh yeah? would it have anything to do with the fact that everyone is currently trapped here?” she asked. she rolled her eyes. “i’d tell you not to be a drama queen but i know you better than that by now. i never said i wouldn’t have some fun with you,” she assured him. not that she could say no if he ended up ordering her to do something.

“And that is why you are the favourite.” He leaned towards the table to get his cup before taking a drink. “Of course. Why else would I call you to Sioux Falls of all places?” He scoffed, “I’d like to think some piece of information stuck after all these years. But okay, first thing’s first, would you like a latte, because these are delightful.”

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im-kindagood :

What is the point of putting all this crap on Netflix if they’re just gonna take it off before you finish what you’re watching? I can’t keep up with the Kardashians if they’re not there to keep up with. You know what I’m sayin’?

Wait, they took it off Netflix? Are you kidding me? I mean, I was on my fifth rewatch, but still. Let me just catch you up here. Okay, so Kim’s marriage to Kris was transparent and just plain wrong from the start. I mean, everyone could see that, especially Khloe, but did Kim listen? Hell no! But then came the holy-saving-grace that was 2013. The Kim we knew and loved finally returned to us. God bless E! Entertainment!

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balthalicious :

“Excuse me, may I trouble you for a moment?” He was going to trouble them anyway. “What do you think of this jacket? On me, I mean. I know that the leather jacket is almost entirely agreed upon as being timeless but I really think that suede is set to make a comeback… You see my dilemma, yes?”

“Daaaaaamn.” He appeared beside Balthazar as if from nowhere, practically nuzzling into him he was that close. “Boy, suede is timeless too. Rhinestones are timeless. Never let them die.” He paused briefly to look him over, “Doesn’t even matter if suede is making a comeback or not, you are always in style.” As he spoke, Drake scrunched up his nose and ran his index finger along Balt’s jaw. “Very nice to see you’re back in business. You had a chance to take this body out for a spin yet?” He winked then paused again, longer this time. “If you’re not Balt this is gonna get hella awkward.”

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sealedlilith :

“Oh my god,” ha! God. “These are all so good. Have you tried these? They’re… Well, not as delicious as some things buuuut—- Get your own though. I will kill you over this bread alone.” She smiled before letting out a very pleasant and very loud laugh. “Kidding!”

“Sandra? Oh, Sandy, baby! No!” Drake approached her, swiftly at first but he slowed as he got closer. “Come on, you can’t be eating like that if you wanna make it in this business.” He reached out to take the sandwich from her, “You’re better than this, babe. Don’t do this to your ass. On behalf of the world, I beg you.”

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ofraveniisms :

*· ☆,.- “Say what you want, but no girl should ever be forced to wear those shoes for whatever reasons….” Raven groaned while stopping at a corner to pull those horrible high heels off again.

“No?” Drake took a moment to look her up and down, even leaning back far more than he needed to, and smirked, “Even though they make your ass look hella? Hashtag ten out of ten? Too hot, hot damn?”

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celestixlgrace :

Castiel had never actually encountered Draken before, despite how old the both of them were, but he knew of the man. He was a powerful warlock and one of the very few suspects that Castiel had on his list of people powerful enough to put up this barrier. He watched the man for days, finally taking his approach when Drake walked into what appeared to be an abandoned home. “I have questions,” he said abruptly, finding no point in announcing his presence. Drake probably knew he was there the moment he started tailing him.

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When Castiel entered the building, Drake was already dramatically sprawled out on an abandoned sofa waiting for him. “About time. All that stalking you were doing, I was beginning to thing you were never going to ask me to prom.” He couldn’t be completely certain, but he was sure this was Castiel- based solely off of Balthezar’s description of him. “The answer is no, I’m afraid. There’s this redhead in Ms Fitzherbert’s class and she’s just so. damn. fine!” He sat up abruptly, all in one movement suddenly standing in fron of Castiel. “Was there anything else I can help you with, Sweet Cheeks?”

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dcvilwithin :

“Did you just kill that poor man?” Vanessa raised her eyebrows while she leaned back to get a better glance at the male that just dropped like a puppet no one wanted to play with. It sent a wave of excitement through her - mostly because she would’ve done the exact same thing if she felt like it. The man in front of her was the first person that she met that didn’t seem to worry about being good either. “Oh, it was nothing important.” The demon almost beamed at him while she re-focused on her pancake, rather than the dead man. “Besides, listening will be much easier now.” All thanks to him. 

“I’m not gonna lie to you... that is what happened.” His head nodded ever so slightly before he shrugged, “But can you blame me? I mean, did you not hear the bullshit he was spouting?” Drake laughed once, “Of course you did, he was so fucking loud.” He glanced at her up and down for a moment- okay, maybe longer than a moment- before continuing, “No? Well, important or not, I’m so terribly sorry I missed it, but you’re right! So much easier. Now when you give me your number I am most definitely going to hear it.”