Plausible in Canon

49 · one of those robot people · 18+ content happens

[kijimha]

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

[maureen2musings]

Washington Pass, North Cascades

fabian.fassonge

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[seabeck]

Millipede

[andulkaphoto]

[martyreddie]

it's literally the evilest thing in the world to finally have time to write but then be tired. like wow you're telling me these two hours before going to bed are completely free but my brain is just Not Feeling It? fuck off

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[midnightmurdershow]

Planet Earth II (2016) Episode 05 “Grasslands” Directed by Chadden Hunter

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[archie-sunshine]

Mer-Mating-A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD (18+)

"Offered a first hand look at Merformer mating behaviours, Xenobiologist Dr. Rung documents his informative time researching at the LL Merformer Preserve!" 

Enjoy 6 fully coloured 18+ MTMTE Merformer Pinups, each accompanied by xenobiology notes and Researcher commentary! 

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(Still Shadowbanned, Word of Mouth and Reblogs really help out!!)

[puzzlepeaceart]

Long live Scottish Skids (and RIP to his energon bacon)

[seabeck]

Dog time

[artsy-hobbitses]

Problematic Problem is when I'm with you, I'm an addict And I need some relief, my skin in your teeth Can't see the forest through the trees Got me down on my knees, darlin' please, oh!

WIP Pride Month has barely started, and these two are already dragging me several kilometres across the asphalt of anatomy and paneling and staging and I SWEAR this was meant to be a one-off self-indulgent thing, but it has now become A Thing. A... character dev thing. Stay tuned.

[babischlong-six]