On Rye and Banned in Peru

Jonathan. 23. Male. He/Him. Cis. Ace. Capricorn. I'm just a silly boy with a silly blog doing silly, unconventional things. I'm also a literal pigeon. Mobile header picture credit of user: xxtentacleasylum

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That scene in Shrek 2 where they’re staying in Fiona’s childhood bedroom and he can’t sleep… powerful

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[sonofkrabkrab]

[entitty]

overstimulated in the club tonight

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understimulated in the home tonight

[entitty]

at peace in the abandoned grain silo

[exeggcute]

making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

happy pride month to them

[andysambrg]

もののけ姫 PRINCESS MONONOKE, 1997. dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[lesbianshepard]

ethan winters as a protagonist is actually very funny because you’re surrounded by sexy vampire ladies and sick monsters and then it’s just some guy who looks like he would approach me on campus and try to debate me about healthcare for his youtube channel 

[lesbianshepard]

this man is going to duel me in the marketplace of ideas

[adorablegorilla]

OP you left out that he canonically works in IT

[lesbianshepard]

Chronic Just Some Guy syndrome

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[fullmetalballchemist-deactivate]

[babewyn]

[coolfrogdad]

[brucebocchi]

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[papasmoke]

This old Bitch has lived through and even personally participated as an elected representative in coups in almost every single country in South and Central America.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

If you want to know why America is so reviled on the world stage this type of utterly sociopathic, willfully ignorant megalomania is why

[huffylemon]

[no-x-in-nixon]

"Your zipper's open."

"It's my lawn."

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

[aidashakur]

[fortooate]

you cannot gender me in a way that matters

[nitramgniknilra]

No gender forged against me shall prosper

[bread-tab]

this is not a place of gender

[flork-of-cows-official]

history of smoked meat

[luxarcher]

Ultra delayed post for Aro Awareness Week a while back bc I haven’t been on tumblr in a while, but hopefully this resonates in a few of you too!!

[nordicsublime]

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