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@drdesperatepigeon
I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.
they can’t get their hands off of each other
Is it just me or the movie Tron:Ares feels like the male version of the Barbie movie ? Wonder whether he too got his own private part in the end.
It's not just you. "It's Barbie for Boys" was a common sentiment on social media early on in the film's theatrical run.
And I sure hope he did!
my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative
Is it just me or the movie Tron:Ares feels like the male version of the Barbie movie ? Wonder whether he too got his own private part in the end.
Has anyone found a good balance between staying informed and ignoring everything for a peace of mind?
big thanks to dorothy for politely staying quiet in that cellar for the entirety of for good. i think the screaming for help might've put a bit of a damper on the insane lesbian happenings and i really appreciated that she left them be.
Not a huge fan of threads, but preach
Anytime i think of avatrice i get so emotional and i don’t know why,, they just bring out a part of me that feels long hidden. They were it for me. I don’t think i could ever find two characters that move me as much as they do. Or did.
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
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