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Iâm Not Just The Hot, Young, Conniving Ice Queen Whoâs Going To Marry Your Dad And Ship You Brats Off To Boarding School â I Also Have Hemorrhoids
Iâm Sick Of The Patriarchy Telling Me To Downplay My Accomplishments, Such As Getting Away With The Murder Of Natalee Holloway
Feminist Icon? Terrible Mom Ensures Daughterâs Future Therapy Sessions Will All Pass the Bechdel Test
Aww! Womanâs Parents Fled Hardships Of Communism Just So She Could Experience Hardships Of Capitalism
Coupleâs Venmo Transaction History Paints Pretty Vivid Picture of Whose Idea It Was To Open Their Relationship
Bitch Who Had TWO American Girl Dolls Wants To Lecture You About Class Consciousness Now
Report: Gaslighting And Lying Just Kind Of The Same Thing, According To Lauren
5 Guys To Date In Your 20s Even Though Theyâre Not Gerri From Succession
Quiz: Is This Emotional Labor Or Just Listening To Your Friend Talk About Her Problems For Once?
Wow! Friendâs Entire Poly Relationship Drama Could Be Solved With Chore Chart
I Hope This Email Finds You Before The Owner Of This Remote Island Does, Because Heâs Hunting You For Sport
5 Fights To Have With Your Boyfriend That Are Just The âWhitecapsâ Episode Of The SopranosÂ
I Online Stalked My Exâs New Girlfriend And Get This: She Used To Be Mormon???
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Goals! Womanâs Entire Understanding Of Stock Market Comes From Neopets
Haley Posting A Whole Lot About Godâs Grace For Someone Who Gave You A âBackup Invitationâ To Her Pool Party In Sixth Grade
6 Movies To Watch Even Though Kathryn Hahn Isnât Even In Any Of Them, So What The Fuck
Quiz: Is This A Serious Feminist Issue Or A Personal Problem Youâve Projected On Your Parasocial Relationship With An A-List Celebrity?
How To Settle Down With Jeff Even Though You Lack The Sizzling Chemistry Of Robert De Niro And Al Pacino In âHeatâ
4 Theories About Kim On âBetter Call Saulâ That Will Make Your Coworkers Say âYeah, Iâve Been Meaning To Check That Show Outâ
Report: Emily Identifying As Empath Now, Which, Not To Be Rude, But Emily?!
Quiz: Is That Movie A Feminist Masterpiece, Or Does It Just Have A Woman In It?
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How To Pretend You Never Hated Anne Hathaway Now That Everyone Likes Her Again
Activism Win! Kevinâs Intersectional Feminism Definitely Not Just An Excuse To Call This One White Women A Cunt
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âThereâs No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalismâ Says Woman About To Blow $77 On Polyester Tops From Fashion Nova
Fuck! Tamogatchi Definitely Dead By Now
Quotes From Gone Girlâs âCool Girlâ Monologue To Take Out Of Context When Some Bitch Rubs You The Wrong Way
4 Inspiring Female Politicians To Call âNeoliberal Shillsâ As Soon As Youâre Totally Clear On What That Means
Huh! 100% of Lindseyâs Sexual Fantasies Attributable To The Alan Cumming Character In âSpy Kidsâ
Aww! Teacher Lonely Enough To Consider Confiding In Neurotic Third Grader Whose Parents Are Also Going Through Tough Divorce
Woman Who Just Mainlined 500-Comment Meltdown In Facebook Group Thinks âGifted Kid Burnoutâ Is The Reason She Hasnât Read A Book In Years
Does She Believe In An Antisemitic Conspiracy Theory About A Sex Trafficking Ring Of Satan-Worshiping Elites, Or Is She Just Kinda Quirky?!
31-Year-Old Woman Who Claims You âCan Pry Her Skinny Jeans From Her Cold, Dead Handsâ Claps Back At Gen Z By Becoming Lobbyist For Fossil Fuel Industry
Group Text Puts Aside Feminism To Really Just Go The Fuck In On Crystal
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