shrek’s earwax candle

Di. 29. She/her. pls sanitize ur hands before and after ur visit steddie, reddie, redacted probly NSFW. MDNI :)

[dreadward]

how is everyone managing to walk around with their pants aflame

[nobrashfestivity]

Attributed to Kaikei (active c. 1183-1236) Left Hand of a Colossal Amida Buddha first quarter 13th century Kamakura period, 1185-1333 Wood with traces of lacquer, polychromy, and gilding L. 66.7 cm (26 1/4 in.)Ex-Tamai Collection, Nara

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[ghostengarden]

She’s having thoughts

[yotume]

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[dreadward]

Eddie eats Steve out on commercial breaks

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[dreadward]

maybe it’s all in my head, but it’s still in my HEAD. that’s the problem.

[morningberriesao3]

"what do we have here?"

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I saw the poll results on ig and understand that a large portion of people would also like to see a patreon for uncropped versions, so I'm working on getting one started as a creator as soon as I have time to sit down on my laptop!

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[dreadward]

unfortunately for everyone (myself), I have decided to watch Barry again

[worldsandemanations]

枝垂蘭（薄ピンク色), 2009

[cl0wnc0ll3ge]

The first saw trap was the garden of eden, really

[gaytoeyume]

Just a doodle