Thoughts by Andrea @dreaguirresolis - Tumblr Blog

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

me: *about to send someone a message*

myself: hey

me: ? hey what's

myself: if they wanted to have any kind of contact w/ you they would have initiated it.

me: alright, neat, neat concept, but communication is actually a two-way street so

myself: they have no desire to speak to you and never have any desire to speak to you, ever. they never think of you. they will never think of you, at all, ever, even in passing. you are nothing.

me, tossing my phone out the window: alright! neat! awesome! fantastic!

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Nighttime is romantic but it’s also the perfect time to reflect by yourself and listen to soft music naked w a face mask on

hvrmosa

Hispanic parents always talking about “ya ni te veo siempre andas en la calle” cause u went out 2 weekends in a row

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You’ll end up real disappointed if you think people would do for you what you’d do for them

lgbtqpjo

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

thehumorousace

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

thesoftgrape

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

racefaker

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

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lesbianpeachs

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

ggghosties

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

exomoon

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

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men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

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atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

phil-of-the-phuture

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

maneth985

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

spottytonguedog

This post is perfection across the board.

justhumans18

christians: I believe in a higher power, but my beliefs have nothing to do with how you should feel or what you should do with your life Christian™: GOD IS EVERYTHING!!! IF THE BIBLE SAYS SO DO IT!!! GAYS ARE GROSS YOU’RE GOING TO HELL!!! YOU’RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU DON’T BELIVE IN GOD!!! IM PERFECT BECAUSE I BELIEVE!!