the murderer of all murderers

✦ Hera ✦ she/her ✦ fish enjoyer ✦

[marinememes]

It’s arowana time

[parasitoidism]

I autoclaved your boyfriend because he was so small and covered in microorganisms. Sorry

[parasitoidism]

He’s safe to use in a sterile lab setting now though if it makes you feel better.

[visit-ba-sing-se]

i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need

[visit-ba-sing-se]

“okay but it’s their money! They can decide how to spend it!” Yeah okay but it’s our atmosphere! and water! and no amount of wealth should give you free reign over that!

[shrimp-propaganda]

@me @myself @i

[valtsv]

every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels

[valtsv]

[reptilehunny-deactivated2025040]

yo look at my plants

[dream-fugue]

i of course used my birthday as an excuse to buy plants so here are some obligatory photos

[dream-fugue]

i went and bought plants on my off day and the green house was so pretty :]

[jasperjv]

"What? What do you want?" I say to my fish who is staring at me, as if he can answer me.

[dream-fugue]

get off work. look at babies. enjoy (they)

[oarfjsh]

[dream-fugue]

every night i watch my snails and shrimp fight over food even though they have SO MUCH

[dream-fugue]

having worked for two weeks now i have two key take aways:

1. i need better shoes

2. men are so fucking weird to you 

[sosuperawesome]

Koi Table // Tv Wood Resin on Etsy

[thy-flesh-consumed420]

Where is she going

[dream-fugue]

lil carwash going on 

[dream-fugue]

not a fish but. my cute pothos cup. i had a bad day but ! my plants always make me happy when i go home so i thought it might be nice to save a photo :)