very really truly your dream girl

drea - 20 - knife afficionado

[acebreathesfire]

“I’m the Labor Day Fairy and I’m here to teach you the true meaning of collective bargaining.”

[mommyminotaur]

It's about devotion and obsession. It's ALWAYS about devotion and obsession. And hunger. It's love with teeth.

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[thebonewitch]

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

[simulationswarm]

seeing americans post about their election with such disregard and apathy is going to give me an aneurysm actually girl just give that vote to me then i'll do it. since you're so fucking complicated

[onlytiktoks]

[dreamartis]

are you still in your death cult era?

why the fuck would you ask someone that

[dreamartis]

are you bisexual? is KANE bisexual?

we're not looking for a third

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[abz-j-harding]

well....definitely saw him on one of his better days.

[dreamartis]

Do you know any hot royal gossip???

no

[dreamartis]

Should Castor have rights?

well what he has right now are mostly wrongs and he's not even sexy enough to pull it off

[dreamartis]

[twirling my hair around my finger] how many knives do you have?

if you come closer i can show you :)

[dreamartis]

tell us about your husband's tits

he has maybe the best tits in the world <3

[realkanemartits]

how do i get tits like yours?

maybe it's Maybelline

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

his boob jiggled masculineley

[hawkfawun]

[philosophicalparadox]

I forgot about this! They animated the giggle!

[bscully]

reblog to jiggle 1 guts boob, reblog and fav to jiggle both

[r0semultiverse]

men’s tits

[noelle-ism]

pull yourself up by the jockstrap

[noelle-ism]

pull yourself up. by your boobstraps.

[noelle-ism]

[corpsepng]

I don’t like knights in the “glorifying a military police force as symbols of power, wealth, and tradition” way. I like knights in the “cult of chivalry and psychological fallout of raising sons to die like their fathers for a king they’ll never meet” way but also in a “swords and armor symbolic of the heaviness and impermanence of manhood” way.

[corpsepng]