[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[deadgirl10]

set as executable

[deadgirl10]

runs you

[sacred-portal]

[dreamcast]

snerfs you sneefingly

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[brawltogethernow]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[splendidland]

flaming moe's

[dogpuppy]

[ammnontet]

the killer

[uwuppa]

plushie wife who biologically doesnt need food but still wants snacks

[angelwithabrowser]

fisheye meets a cat, 2005

[cad-comic]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[min0uet]

the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

[unyieldingsilence]

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