he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser
Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin canât find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.
I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid
the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again
Iâd like to remind everyone again that itâs literally canon that Vader canât step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down
aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere
i d o n t l i k e s a n d
okay but what if everyone was like âvader, kenobiâs on tattooine. heâs obviously on tattooine. heâs been there for years. heâs just right fucking there, we all know it.â and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like theyâre magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like âno i donât like that try againâ.Â
kenobiâs just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesnât need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say âCOME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SANDâ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.
palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino
âheâs on tattooine,â palpatine says.Â
ânuh uh,â vader says, and peers under a couch.
peers under a couch
This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.



















