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a moment in time from AD 120 to 2020Â
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hereâs my andromaquynh secret santa gift for @aahaanaa, i hope you like it! :)Â
i had a lot of fun researching a little bit of roman history for thisÂ
For @dreamilysassyearthquake for the Andromaquynh Secret Santa. I hope you like it!
@cryhardanddanceharderâs present for the Andromaquynh Secret Santa. Sorry for being so late, I hope youâll like itÂ
Poor Grandma
this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.
Brilliant.
What the hell is this? :O
Me at 1000 years old
What do we say to the God of Death?
Not today.
I havenât seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what itâs like. I nearly screamed.
Betty White when Death comes calling
Tried to find the original source (the vid description gives it⊠but are out of date or something)⊠Still, here it is, in full, with sound:
a) That is the creepiest Death Iâve ever seen in a moving format.
b) What the actual fuck did I just watch.
c) Iâm always here for little old ladies curbstomping malevolent supernatural entities.
d) @pepperstrawberry is a HERO for finding and providing the full video.
This is insane
holy fuck, this is A LOT
Also that figure is way too low, modern population estimates might be as much as twice that. There were between 25 and 40 million in central Mexico alone, almost as many people in the North Amazon, almost as many in the Andes, and almost as many in the American South. All saw 80 to 99 percent population loss in the period of 2 to 3 generations.
The Greater Mississippi River Basin had a population somewhere between 5 and 12 million, the Eastern Woodlands had about as many, about as many in the Central Amazon, and almost as many on the American West Coast and North West Coast respectively. All of which saw 85 to 99 percent population losses in 2 or three generations after the others.
Multiple factions if European interests killed all the natives they could and destroyed all the culture and history they could. They were not limited by gender, language, religion, culture, ethnic group, nationality, geography, or time period; just every single person they could.
Thatâs not even genocide, itâs apocalypse.
Why are you all omitting the well known fact that it was not purposeful genocide but simply new microbes introduced that no one knew about at that time.
Cuz thatâs not true.
Tw genocide, tw violence
When Columbus realized the pigs they brought were getting the Islanders sick he arranged to loose as many as possible ahead of them primarily into the Benne region, I believe. Cortez loaded sickened corpses into Tenochtitlanâs aqueducts, Spain deliberately targeted the priests of Mexican society first because they knew it would severely undermine the public ability to treat disease. When the post Incan city states developed a treatment for malaria, the Spanish deliberately targeted the cities producing the quinine treatment and made it illegal to sell it to non-christians. The Spanish took all the sick and forced them at sword-point to go back to their homes instead of to the sick houses or the temples throughout the new world, and forced anyone who wasnât sick to work in the mines or the coin factories melting and pressing their cultural treasures down into Spanish coins. The English were just as bad, they started the smallpox blankets. A lot of the loss was not deliberate infections like this but it was preventable at a million different crossroads and every European culture took the opportunity to weaponize the plagues when they could.
They knew what they were doing, just cuz they didnât know what germs were doesnât mean they have some accidental relationship with it. Alexander the great used biological warfare after all, so itâs not like you can pretend the concept was alien to them, they wrote about it.
Besides they did plenty of old fashioned killing too, there were Spanish conquistadors that estimated their own personal, individual killings might have numbered over the ten thousands. They were sure theyâd killed more than ten million in âNew Spainâ alone. They crucified people they smashed babies on the rocks, they set fire to buildings they forced women and children into and cooked their meals over the burning corpses, they loosed war dogs on people. They sold children into sex slavery to be raped by disease riddled pedos back in Europe and if taking their virginity didnât cure the sick creeps the native children would be killed or sometimes sent back.
The English were just as bad, shooting children in front of their mothers and forcing them to mop their blood with their hair. Turning human scalps into currency. Feeding babies to dogs in front of their mothers and fathers. Killing whole villages and erasing them from their maps so that historians would think God had made it empty just for the English.
The Americans after them burned crops and drove several species of bison to extinction just to starve the plains tribes. They pushed the blankets too. On top of the wars of extermination and scalp hunting and concentration and laws defining natives as non-persons so that weâd never be protected by the Constitution.
And even if you wanna live in some dreamy fairytale where God just made a whoopsie and then there were no natives left, nobody forced them to erase our history. The Spanish burned every document they found to erase the literacy and literary tradition of the Central and South Americans. There are essentially three Aztec documents left and some excavated pottery, and some archeological inscriptions and thatâs it. The single most advanced culture in math and anatomical medicine erased probably forever. Same to the Inca, the most advanced fiber and alloy engineers and economists gone forever. Nobody made them do that. Nobody forced the American colonizers to steal political technology and act like they invented democracy or sovereignty. Nobody forced them to build their cities on top of native ones and erase them from history forever. Baltimore was built on Chesapeake, which translates roughly to âcity at the top of the great waterâ in most Algonquin tongues. My favorite example is Cumberland in Western MD, they didnât even reshape the roads or anything, they paved the steps and walking paths natives had used for hundreds of years and now itâs almost impossible to drive cuz the streets are too narrow or steep. The culture that built them didnât have horses. Phoenix AZ, called Phoenix cuz the settlers literally found an old city and âbrought it back to life.â Did they save any history or cultural artifacts? No. Most cities on the east coast are like this. Nobody forced them to erase that history.
Colonizers are not innocent just cuz the germs did a lot of the work of the apocalypse.
(tlaxcallÄn had a democratic form of government)
Btw America BARELY acknowledges this, thereâs no memorials or educational trips like Germany does the Holocaust, most schools donât even mention that Native Americans existed
But tHeY dID iT ACciDeNtaLlY ⊠Lol
Thatâs all of North America and South America not just the USA
Right now, Iâm sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Hereâs some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter:
âYou must include a cover letterâ does not mean âwrite a single line about why you want this positionâ. If you canât be bothered to write at least one actual paragraphs about why you want this job, I canât be bothered to read your CV.
Donât bother including a list of your interests if all you can think of is âsocialising with friendsâ and âlistening to musicâ. Everyone likes those things. Unless you can explain why the stuff you do enriches you as a person and a candidate (e.g. playing an instrument or a sport shows dedication and discipline) then I honestly donât care how you spend your time. I wonât be looking at your CV thinking âhuh, they havenât included their interests, they must have noneâ, Iâm just looking for what you have included.
Even if you apply online, I can see the filename you used for your CV. Filenames that donât include YOUR name are annoying. Filenames like âCV - mediaâ tell me that youâve got several CVs you send off depending on the kind of job advertised and that you probably didnât tailor it for this position. â[Full name] CVâ is best.
USE. A. PDF. All the meta information, including how long you worked on it, when you created it, times, etc, is right there in a Word doc. PDFs are far more professional looking and clean and mean that I canât make any (unconscious or not) decisions about you based on information about the file.
I donât care what the duties in your previous unrelated jobs were unless you can tell me why theyâre useful to this job. If you worked in a shop, and youâre applying for an office job which involves talking to lots of people, donât give me a list of stuff you did, write a sentence about how much you enjoyed working in a team to help everyone you interacted with and did your best to make them leave the shop with a smile. I want to know what makes you happy in a job, because I want you to be happy within the job Iâm advertising.
Does the application pack say who youâll be reporting to? Can you find their name on the company website? Address your application to them. Itâs super easy and shows that you give enough of a shit to google something. 95% of people donât do this.
Tell me who you are. Tell me what makes you want to get up in the morning and go to work and feel fulfilled. Tell me what youâre looking for, not just what you think Iâm looking for.
I will skim your CV. If you have a bunch of bullet points, make every one of them count. Make the first one the best one. If itâs not interesting to you, itâs probably not interesting to me. Iâm overworked and tired. Make my job easy.
âI work well in a team or individuallyâ okay cool, you and everyone else. If the job means youâll be part of a big team, talk about how much you love teamwork and how collaborating with people is the best way to solve problems. If the job requires lots of independence, talk about how you are great at taking direction and running with it, and how you have the confidence to follow your own ideas and seek out the insight of others when necessary. I am profoundly uninterested in cookie-cutter statements. I want to know how you actually work, not how a teacher once told you you should work.
For an entry-level role, tell me how youâre looking forward to growing and developing and learning as much as you can. I will hire genuine enthusiasm and drive over cherry-picked skills any day. You can teach someone to use Excel, but you canât teach someone to give a shit. It makes a real difference.
This is my advice for small, independent orgs like charities, etc. We usually donât go through agencies, and the person reading through the applications is usually the person who will manage you, so it helps if you can give them a real sense of who you are and how youâll grab hold of that entry level position and give it all youâve got. This stuff might not apply to big companies with actual HR departments - itâs up to you to figure out the culture and what theyâre looking for and mirror it. Do they use buzzwords? Use the same buzzwords! Do they write in a friendly, informal way? Do the same! And remember, 95% of job hunting (beyond who you know and flat-out nepotism, ugh) is luck. If you keep getting rejected, itâs not because you suck. You might just need a different approach, or it might just take the right pair of eyes landing on your CV.
And if you get rejected, itâs worthwhile asking why. Youâve already been rejected, the worst has already happened, thereâs really nothing bad that can come out of you asking them for some constructive feedback (politely, informally, âif it isnât too much troubleâ). Pretty much all of us have been hopeless jobseekers at one point or another. We know itâs shitty and hard and soul-crushing. Friendliness goes a long way. Even if itâs just one line like âyour cover letter wasnât inspiring" at least you know where to start.
And seriously, if you have any friends that do any kind of hiring or have any involvement with that side of things, ask them to look at your CV with a big red pen and brutal honesty. I do this all the time, and the most important thing I do is making it so their CV doesnât read exactly like that of every other person who took the same âhow-to-get-a-jobâ class in school. If your CV has a paragraph that starts with something like âI am a highly motivated and punctual individual whoââ then oh my god I AM ALREADY ASLEEP.
Very good post thanks for this.
Excellent advice for building and submitting job application documents.
This is the first good resume advice post Iâve seen on this site. Much better advice than the âlists of active verbs to useâ and âhere are resume templatesâ. Follow this advice.
âWhat was your reaction to getting picked up in the expansion draft?â
âI am a Manchester United playerâ
Legends only.
Love her!
I will have what she is having
She enunicated this SO PERFECTLY and completely in a single tweet. A whole informed essay in a single tweet. Your fave could never!
Same problem we have with cops. Police are more likely to have certain characteristics and personality flaws not because becoming a cop makes you that way, although that may amplify the effects, but rather, men with these problems gravitate to the position. Thatâs why so many bullies end up becoming cops
You pointing out the cops means I need to point out; Female bullies tend to go into nursing! A position that puts them in power, and gives them control over people. If you knew a girl in highschool who was just an awful human being but thought she was great? Chances are she went into nursing.
It's not only threatening the profession, it's putting patients' lives at risk.
It made me think of you
An expert analysis of the cats Iâm currently fostering based on this brillant post
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DANI & JAMIE in THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR
me after watching hill house: i want kate siegel to choke me
me after watching bly manor: not like that
Reblog if youâre part of a hostile nation thatâs declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you donât know the best thing! Â The best thing is: heâs right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. Â This is their flag:
The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australiaâs legal stance against same-sex marriage.
Here are some of their stamps:
They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.
And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. Â (Second link.)
Youâre telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and Iâm only just finding out about it????
WHAT
okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just âcause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and iâm talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office.Â
they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the âlife liberty and the pursuit of happinessâ part from the american declaration of independence. and hereâs the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the âadministratorâ of a republic. their website, however, says that âupon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treasonâ. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.
everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.
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Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.
thatâs it. iâm moving.