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After the shower. Oil on linen. An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)
this is AMAZING
THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING
I thought this was a fucking photo omg
u deserve infinite notes!!
ALL OF YOU JUST……SLAM THAT REBLOG BUTTON WITHOUT ANY QUESTION.
THIS IS PURE PURE SKILL I RESPECT YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW @cluelessakemi ALL MY ADMIRATION TOWARDS YOU 💜💜💜💜💜
Flowers in the paradise
i have a friend who is colorblind.
i have another friend with synesthesia where she sees colors when she listens to music
my colorbind friend has always wanted to see color and because my friend with synesthesia and my colorblind friend have the same taste in music, she describes color to my colorblind friend by relating it back to music
like “the sky is duke ellington’s satin doll”
and it is the purest thing this is what pure friendship is
that’s so weirdly amazing
Hawaii is talking about banning sunscreen that’s harmful to coral and I think that’s very environmentally sexy of them
*pushes tear back into eye* not now
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this
Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”
omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me
IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS
I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS
Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.
I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”
I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.
Hawaii is talking about banning sunscreen that’s harmful to coral and I think that’s very environmentally sexy of them
Environmentally sexy is my new favourite phrase.
Please buy biodegradable sunscreens wherever possible. But remember, while oxybenzone-based sunscreens are harmful to coral, the excess of atmospheric CO₂ causes climate change and ocean acidification, which is the biggest threat to the reefs.
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
Human: shots! shots! shots!
Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.
Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves
Human: *grabs a packet of ramen*
Alien: Based on my research of your species, you shouldn’t be able to consume that without suffering heavy detriment to your human body.
Human: …look man, I’m in college. I can barely afford this house with roommates. Let me appreciate this 50 cent block of sodium ridden noodles.
Alien 1: The human consumed this harmful “ramen” because it is affordable. I saw many others consuming unhealthy but affordable foodstuffs from a place called McDonalds. Based on this, I think we can reasonably assume that all foodstuffs that are unhealthy are also affordable, and that humans will slowly die off because of their economic system.
Alien 2: I visited a different land mass. There were several humans called “sushi chefs” preparing raw fish foodstuffs. The most expensive was made from the carcass of a poisonous blowfish. It was very popular among the wealthy humans.
Alien 3: The land I visited had no nearby places to engage in commerce to trade precooked food. I interviewed a family that trapped and killed animals for dinner. They ate venomous rattlesnakes.
Alien 1: *throws clipboard in the air and storms off*
[Human casually munches peppers]
Alien: According to my scans, that organic matter contains highly corrosive chemicals. Are you sure you should be consuming it?
[Human chokes]
Alien: Human! Are you injured? Do you require assistance??
Human: Ahahaha no no I’m fine, it’s just *snicker* these are just jalapenos!
Alien: ……….request clarification?
Human: I usually go for habaneros, man. Hell, I have a buddy who took two bites of a ghost pepper on a dare.
[Alien consults space Google]
Human: ………Hey man, you okay?
I’m dying the alcohol one happened in Star Trek the original series
My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas
He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it
Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages
He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids
How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids
“Bro, we don’t have maids.”
So i said “only rich people really have maids”
And he said “why?”
“Maids are expensive”
“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”
Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy
Child labor laws are a thing
He still thinks roombas are a lie
So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit
So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor
He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots
Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick
Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand
I did and he is literally crying with rage
Like i can hear his voice quivering
Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.
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I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember
happy third year anniversary to the best Fucking post ever written
Beck was a real friend
Beck was a great everything
From Old English Bindery
Wait, what? That’s how it’s done?
^Right?! I never knew how the gold detailing on book bindings was done. And this… isn’t how I thought it worked out, for some reason.
This is so fucking cool!
