dreaming

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[mediumsizedboy]

[kibibarel]

the part where Burgh takes you through the Castelia gay pride parade in his pink convertible is the most under-appreciated scene of B2W2

[perfectalexander]

#why does this look like the jfk assassination

[amazoogle]

airport security's been ramped up

[amazoogle]

it gives you a special type of boarding pass and you have to sit in the terrorist section of the plane

[eldritch-bard]

The best picture I have ever taken of my cat

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

*my broken body is rolled around town in a catherine wheel* eek 😳 this is sooo embarrassing omg

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

executioner rolling me : ok wow -___- super cringe

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[coughloop]

[dailyhistoryposts]

On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

[fandom]

Happy anniversary to [tumblr]'s beloved Ever Given getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

[severalowls]

I think the worst possible outcome of tumblr getting popular again would be twitter types registering complaints about being told to get devoured by swarms of ravenous bees over their lame opinions, and staff feeling an obligation to ban threats of violence or whatever.

[severalowls]

In case this ever happens I want to wish anybody who would support that a very happy falling into an orchestra pit and being pulled apart like brisket on the relentless bows of a highly focused string section.

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

Visit Original Link

[flying-blades]

IT’S BACK

[schoolboy-ra]

LOL

[sonypraystation]

the only important post on this fucking website

[the-mango-ninja]

[startedraining]

Login to your account confirm your phone number confirm your email address save password login with google

[kylesquips]

Girl I piss like an excellent handmade chinese teapot

[second-order-simulacra]

Girl the velocity profile of my piss stream resembles a deck of playing cards. I'm talking laminar flow babe, with zero vortex shedding.

[dahmers4ur]

Not me. This shit is like a water jet, loud and bringing down some serious PSI. 4 litres of water and I'm cutting porcelain. RIP to the Chinese teapot, but I'm built different.

[second-order-simulacra]

turbulent flowtards dont interact

[dahmers4ur]

Nothing turbulent about this flow, baby. Precision cutting tool - I'm cleaning the bowl and putting that chinkshit to shame.

[second-order-simulacra]

call that a CNCock

[dahmers4ur]

You know it, brother.

Hold up one second, HRrrRrrrrrrRrrghhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[scope-dogg]

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[brothfan1997]

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

[brothfan1997]

he’s waiting for you to respond

[reachartwork]

[grox]

Spongebob, stop playin' with me pussy lips or yer fired! Agagagagagagaga

[slimygh0ul-deactivated20220208]

[albertnatural]

flintstone testosterone pills when

[sarasa-land]

can we get spongebob estrogen too

[albertnatural]

yes spongebob estrogen too

[albertnatural]

[toad-soup]