everybody's dying, bitch! let's get you some fruit.

hi there, you can call me piper. 22. she/her. i love richard and jared from HBO's silicon valley

[ryanbergera]

New Season Coming 20th September!

[sunnygreys]

ryan & shane | buzzfeed unsolved | little secrets

[dreampipers]

explain to me why shane claims he lives for the day when ryan will have some sort of mental breakdown in a haunted location but when ryan actually loses his shit over some random noise he’s all ‘it’s okay. calm down man. nothing’s wrong, you’re okay’. like what. what is the truth

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it’s cute how shane and ryan both must think of the other as the annoying clingy friend who won’t leave your side

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but hooli was like an abusive spouse to me, you know? like that guy who married julia roberts in sleeping with the enemy, it was dehumanizing. but then you, richard, you pulled me out of the life and you gave me hope and you gave me a sense of self worth. like richard gere did to julia roberts in pretty woman. every day here has been like that shopping spree scene. I’M PUTTING ON HATS!

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jared i have no vision yes you do i believe in you no i literally have no vision all i see is stars and swirls i CANNOT see right now

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richard: oh my god oh my god i fucked up again i have these docs to sign that would make official my fuck-up but i don't want to, i wanna take everything back what do i do

jared: ... just, don't ... sign the documents?

richard: uhm? can i do that?

jared: ... yes.

richard: wow. Wow. Jared. You saved me. You're so Smart. I'm glad you're around. Wow.

[dreampipers]

okay but real question is how do you watch buzzfeed unsolved and not fall in love with ryan bergara

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i love how more often times than not it's shane who starts doing a bit, you know, maybe with the accents he puts on or the funny background stories he makes up on the spot. but ryan never misses a beat and carries it on seamlessly and really puts everything into it till it's shane the one dissolving into an uncontrollable fit of giggles.

like. maybe objectively shane is the funniest of the two? but ryan holds his own just as well and you know. you just know that THAT gets him shanes admiration/approval. that feeling u get when you make someone who's really funny laugh? thats power baby!

[dreampipers]

the fact that they have brought each other to tears from laughing too much over a silly overblown anecdote is just. incredible.

[owlsinyourbelfry]

Im still losing my shit over how Rie left Shane and Ryan alone for like 5 seconds in the Apple Taters video and not even a second into her departure, they’re already messing around- “GIVE US THE JUICE”

[dreampipers]

i love how more often times than not it's shane who starts doing a bit, you know, maybe with the accents he puts on or the funny background stories he makes up on the spot. but ryan never misses a beat and carries it on seamlessly and really puts everything into it till it's shane the one dissolving into an uncontrollable fit of giggles.

like. maybe objectively shane is the funniest of the two? but ryan holds his own just as well and you know. you just know that THAT gets him shanes admiration/approval. that feeling u get when you make someone who's really funny laugh? thats power baby!

[dreampipers]

this is interesting bc a) jared suited up to accompany richard to the bank b) they look like a couple

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richard: what the fuck is a business plan bitch i will kill you

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in the pilot when jared takes one single look at pied piper and hes like wow this guy. gotta bring him in. and THEN when richard's like no thnks im gonna keep my company he GOES TO HIS HOUSE? THAT SAME NIGHT! TO TELL HIM HOW INSPIRING HE IS? U LITERALLY. JST MET! I'D BE AN HONOR TO WORK WITH U. LIKE!!!

jareds so earnest and dedicated and wholly committed from the get go. 😔 he invented being committed to smth

[dreampipers]

shane madej: half the reason half these true crime cases are unsolved is because people dont know how to do their damn jobs

also shane when asked an investigation-related question:

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when jared first appears in the pilot episode he looks so incredibly put together and self assured. running around. strategizing for gavin belson. poaching richard. who are you.

[dreampipers]

s1 curls 💛