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[molekularinspektor]

i loooveee Succession

[markets]

talks to a girl and is immediately hit with an 105 degree fever nausea chills etc has to lie in bed all day wiping sweat off my forehead with a silk handkerchief and writing about my illness in my diary like a malnourished victorian man

[reserve]

honey that’s not the girl that’s your moderna booster

[nflstreet]

[apas-95]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i feel like you kin with every john green book love interest

please send me normal anon hate not shit that will have me fucked up till i die

[sawasawako-archived]

i don’t think people need to go outside and touch some grass i think they need to be throttled

[exitwound]

i dont agree with everything i say by the way. i’m not that type of girl

[anxietyproblem]

[zagreus]

the timestamps on these tweets really set the whole interaction off

[terezis]

rip in fuckin peace u beautiful bastard

[sunflowervol420]

this ad aged poorly

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[inkskinned]

rich people really be like “oooooohhh so u want enough money to pay rent? well i saw that on march 23, 2015, you purchased a band-aid at a cvs (NOT a dollar store) for a cut that u could have EASILY covered with a little bit of tissue. don’t just wish for it………… work for it……”

[thinfatfit]

Lmao literally 1000% accurate

[gaysie]

devils advocate annoying men in classes are the backbone of our society. i will never be able to thank you enough for wasting 20 minutes of class time in pointless dialogue with the professor while i go on my phone

[06-archive]

[gaysie]

no offense but we’re only getting older baby and i’ve been thinking about it lately does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes..