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[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[pukicho]

It fills me with rage that Strange didn't include you in the iconic Tumblr blog video, she talked about perchu instead

I looked it up, that was for infamous blogs specifically. I'm annoying, maybe infamously-so, but that's about it. over the like, ten years I've had an audience on here, I have made my share of mistakes, but they were often small, and I learned from them quickly enough to avoid the moral machine grinding my bones into dry dust. I'm no human pet guy, I have no PUBG bridge incident to harken back to, I'm just kinda here, oftentimes barely acting like a person with enough interpersonal-meat on their bones to bite into in the first place.

[acidgirl]

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

[acidgirl]

[peduin]

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

[fluentisonus]

Anything That Moves 1996 issue #10 cover

[squishymochithethird]

bro why is v’s after ending so FUCKING EXPENSIVE?

[squishymochithethird]

oh eat shit cheritz :/

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[furryprovocateur]

"trans inclusive misogyny" okay so you should kill yourself

[furryprovocateur]

sorry being misogynist isn't cute or funny just because you're doing it to a trans women

[neonfretra]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[crabussy]

shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking

[crabussy]

the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby

[crabussy]

"why is this guy posting at 4:30am in the morning" it's 10:30am where he lives. shuts your beautiful eyes for you with my fingers

[were--ralph]

When capn cuntch squirts does it taste like cuntchberries or just like, whole milk.

it just tastes like the cereal but don't forget he can also lactate so you can get the milk from up top as well