welcome to my dumb blog

shitty guitarist that can and will chug 10 cans of arizona green tea in the span of two minutes i ♥️ my bandmates i absolutely hate pineapples fight me

[severely-gay]

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

[sadomarxist]

[june-egbert-official]

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

[attackdogz]

the original tweet is from May this year but there has been an update!!

yay for the Chinese destroying the American insulin industry!!!!

[phoenixcollective]

Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

[batsandboba]

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

[ms-demeanor]

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like… “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

[boxofpigeons]

[screamingay]

these seem to be the most widely accepted weekly holidays <3

[cosmos-kitty]

Centre of the universe °˖✧♡

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[mypluginbaby]

[depsidase]

[cpericardium]

[aerosolsprite]

alright moots! it’s go time

@myrunawaysweets @chickenwaffles17 @bl00000g @carmyn-rambles @thatonemacaronikid and anyone i missed!

[bl00000g]

Sapphire.

@annbourbon

@that-gay-jedi

@foxgarten @piracyismymiddlename @outofpuddle

@queenboimler @help-me-im-repressed @ink-poisoning @upwardsspiral

@significantfoliage

@schermit

@patlen123

@caffeinated-octopus

@ginyia

@antopazas

@carefullycontrolledchaos

@rawr-monsters

@whyiamapotato

@asteroidtroglodyte @dragonwysper @kixs-wife @ everyone that wants to

[annbourbon]

Sorry it took me so long~ ╥﹏╥ thank you or the tag!!! Here you go~

Lilac

@cherrychipheart @smol-grey-tea @icedart21 @bl00000g @kpchrs @natsuneages @theoddlydrawnmuffins

[starlet-girls]

quick what is everyone doing right now

[starlet-girls]

quick what is everyone doing right now

[loveridden1999]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

As lways, reblogging Madame Zeroni.

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

[chaser]

[bitternest]

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

[bitternest]

cowards

[northwest-cryptid]

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

[isuggestusingyourlocallibrary]

(+🪱)

[telnaga]