Rock the night

(Or day depending on your availability)

[itznarcotic]

[tayne-dot-exe]

[spirantization]

I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

[sherlock-on-a-case]

Like to charge, vote to cast, god I'm tired

[xerxesmon]

Maybe I DO believe in tarot...

[dredlocked-sage]

Did she pull the tower next? Please tell me she pulled the tower

[lindenattic]

house is a girl you have to take care of her

[lindenattic]

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

[dredlocked-sage]

What about house?

Do I have to take care of her?¹

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²Footnote has been burnt beyond recognition, though the rest of the post remains untouched. Is this staffs doing?

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[dredlocked-sage]

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[07242024-deactivated20240725]

i got the job

[alexaloraetheris]

Litany against unemployment.

[chillyfeetsteak]

Your recent bunny post reminded me, I really love that drawing you did ages ago of you working out and your lil bum periscoping up to see what youre doing. (I believe its specifically the one where youre doing a squat with little barbells?)

That little doodle gives me life. That is all

i think i know which one you mean but i couldn't find it in my archives when i went looking! probably was a drawing of sudie, my extremely beloved bun of 12 years who passed away in 2020.

[dredlocked-sage]

I've got you, I 100% had it saved

Im sorry to hear that they crossed the rainbow bridge :(

12 years is amazing innings for a bun though

[death-to-usa]

there IS actually a reason why seconds and minutes (and degrees for geometry) are in base 60 instead of base 10, and if you want to blame someone for that, blame the very specific way Babylonians counted with their fingers.

[death-to-usa]

The way Babylonians finger-counted was by using their thumb to tap each phalange of the fingers in the same hand the thumb was in, in the order of proximal to distal phalanges and index finger to pinky finger (for a total of 12 taps), and lifting a finger on the other hand every time they counted up to 12, resulting in each finger in the second hand representing 12 taps, with 5 fingers representing... 60 taps.

[death-to-usa]

thats actually spot on.

[death-to-usa]

yes. a gross is defined as 12 dozens.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I might start counting on my fingers like this now

[dredlocked-sage]

Can totally get to 20 on one hand if you count using the creases+finger tips

16 on the fingers (fingertip, crease, crease, crease) then on the thumb (fingertip, crease, crease, fist)

Which lets you get to like 400 on the hands

[gatorbeast]

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

[melodramaticwolf]

Thank the Lord someone understands

[dredlocked-sage]

I see 2 subspecies though. Beasties with their jaws open at rest, and beasties with their jaws closed at rest.

An important distinction

[grandpaq]

[sufjonce]

I’d buy this video as an NFT

[dredlocked-sage]

Man, Cynthia off her shits

[fortooate]

i think this mp4 has been missing from the sitecosystem too long

[deceptipup]

[blindbirdnerd]

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

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[shadowcat]

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

[politijohn]

Cool solution to the supply chain crisis: Child labor!

[dancinbutterfly]

No way will this end badly.

[smallercommand]

Last I heard, something like 90% of new drivers total a car in their first year of licensure.

[dancinbutterfly]

I dont know if that’s true but I ABSOLUTELY did total a car within my first year of having a license so…

[smallercommand]

Went off to check my vaguely-remembered statistic:

Nationwide, 43 percent of first-year drivers and 37 percent of second-year drivers are involved in car crashes.

Advanced Driver Training has reduced that rate to 4.6 percent of first-year drivers, as determined in a four-year study.

Individuals 15 to 20 years old make up 6.7 percent of the total driving population, but are involved in 20 percent of all crashes and 14 percent of motor vehicle deaths. (source)

Dunno if the numbers I was originally quoted were that off, or if graduated license programs reduced the numbers from a late-90s horrorshow.

[garrettauthor]

Real important note in the tags!

They’re going to exploit the fuck out of these children.

[dredlocked-sage]

Prime minister of Australia, Scott morrison suggested a similar thing with lowering the age to be able to drive a forklift

Its fucker

[4gifs]

[sexysalomonandthecurtainchild]

This is exactly how physics does not work.

[tricotfurry]

okay but it DID work. Believe women.

[dredlocked-sage]

... why didnt she just laser the door?

[chibird]

Sometimes when I’m sad, I feel like a whole different self, so I made happy frog and sad frog to represent those states of mind. When I’m sad frog, I not only feel sad about the original problem, but I also feel sad about being sad frog (something I didn’t even realize was happening until I went to therapy!). This comic is a reminder that it really is okay to be sad frog. Sometimes happy frog is on a break, so be kind to your sad frog, okay? ♡

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[chibird]

This fluffy alpaca cares about you! It wants to share its warm blanket with you. ♥

My newest Positive Pin Club theme is Encouragement, and you can receive three encouraging prints when you sign up before March 31! o(^▽^)o✨

[despazito]

furries be like

[maxknightley]

yeah and it whips ass

[dredlocked-sage]

Vaporeon

[catchymemes]