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He WHAT??? Oh 15 stabs were not enough
just finished ace attorney investigations and does anyone else lowkey ship boddidharma kanis and shelley de killer?
HE NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED
Theyre going to send a team after Mamdani this is highkey insane
Who are âtheyâ?
you completely missed the point but congrats on the cynicism. Anyways this is also not "just a tiktok"
It's on every social media platform, news outlets are reporting on it, its a big deal especially with The Orange in office who is besties with Netanyahu. Mamdani is also an immigrant to the US, and our own government supports Israel, the right especially and our current government does not like immigrants to begin with. The Orange is insane enough to call something like this Treason even though it isn't.
As a politician he's openly putting a target on his back.
This take is definitely too hot for a lot of fans but Iâm gonna say it anyway: Sherlock Holmes is a canonically queer character. What type of queer he is is up to interpretation, but he is canonically, explicitly Not Straight, and people who write him as an allosexual hetero man are the ones who are actually projecting their own headcanon onto him.
Iâm 100% serious. Here are the canonical facts we have about his feelings on sex/romance:
- He says multiple times that he is not interested in women. When Watson comments on the attractiveness of a woman, Holmes responds that he âdidnât noticeâ.
- He is uninterested in marriage and remains a bachelor his entire life, and never expresses any regret or sadness over this.
- He states that he has ânever lovedâ (in this context it is implied that he is specifically talking about romantic love.) He repeatedly expresses disdain for romance in general.
Thatâs IT. That is ALL the canonical information we have about his sexuality. We know that he is capable of love in some sense, and Watson even explicitly says that Holmes loves him. But we never see any evidence that he has romantic feelings for women.
Any interpretation of Holmes as a heterosexual man directly contradicts all of the evidence we have about his sexuality. It assumes that everything he or Watson have ever said about his feelings on romance is a lie. The only interpretations of him that actually fit with all the facts are if heâs aroace, gay, or some combination thereof.
Anyway Iâm going to start referring to straight interpretations of Holmes as âstraight headcanonsâ now. Holmes is canonically queer.
we need to collectively stop making forcemasc revolve around police and the military Iâm not falling for that
Put on the trenchcoat and fedora, detective. Itâs time to solve a case. You want to be a good detective, donât you? You want to drink and smoke cigarettes. Be a bo and monologue for me <3
#forcemasc #forcePI #forcefilmnoir #forcedetective
i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.
There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.
Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.
I first heard about this guy from the "League of regrettable superheroes" Books, (The supervillain one, obviously) and He stuck with me because its such an interesting concept. not only is HE generic, but he has the power to make anything he TOUCHES generic too. I never actually got to experience his whole deal as an actual character, since this was just an info book that tells you about the character, so seeing these panels it really cool.
if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for âritual purposesâ it means âi have no fuckin clueâ
but if they say it was for âfertility ritualsâ they mean âi know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say âancient dildoââ
Back in the day I worked at a certain very famous and very high caste art museum in the US as a junior curator. Part of my job was to catalog the objects in the museum database. This includes details like provenance, measurements, and a visual description of what the object looked like.
Like I said, the museum was a pretty snotty institution. Itâs got a LOT of objects itâs way famous for possessing, but nobody knew about the absolutely massive collection of Moche erotic pottery it had because the curators were totally embarrassed by this stuff.
Some examples:
Pretty hot shit, right? They never, ever put any of this stuff on public view or published it in any catalogues but - we legit had like several hundred pieces of Moche ceramics in the âdirty potsâ category. Anyway, I was left alone to just do my job with regard to the database for several years, ok? And I figured, well, theseâre accessioned objects in the museumâs collection - better get down to bidness.Â
I catalogued every goddamn bestiality, necrophiliac, cocksucking, buttfucking, detached penis, and giant vulva drinking cup in that collection. Iâd be like,Â
A drinking vessel in form of a standing man wearing a tunic and cap. He holds an oversized erection in his hands and stares into the distance (note I did not say âlike heâs hella-constipatedâ). The vessel has a hole at both the tip of the penis as well as around the rim of the figureâs head, thus forcing the drinker to drink only from the penis or risk spilling wine all over themselves from the top of the vessel. Red and orange slip covers the surface of the piece.
Pretty straightforward, right? Apparently the deep seated fear of these objects that the curators exhibited was meant to spread to me as well, but - no one ever gave me that memo, because I guess Midwesterners reproduce asexually. When the curators understood that I had catalogued all of these objects in addition to the other, non-sexy pieces in the collection, they were apparently livid, but knew they had no legs to stand on in terms of getting pissed at me for it.Â
I visited the museumâs online public access database a few years back and - every single description I wrote of these pieces has been totally neutered to say something like Male figural vase.Â
Long story short? Just call a dildo a fucking dildo. Itâs all gonna be ok, I swear.
This is absolutely the MOST unusual reblog I have ever tagged with what is probably my second-favorite tag, âtalk to me about your work.â
Plus itâs hilarious.
I love ancient art history !!!!!
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Museums should have sections dedicated to artifacts like these with a warning that says âThereâs a lot of private parts in here but weâre dedicated to displaying history so we wonât censor these. Enter at your own riskâ or something. Itâs prudish to deliberately hide history because of some ding dongs.
Fucking Puritanism.
Unpopular opinion: Sex exists. Making body parts taboo is both psychologically bad for us and kinda stupid.
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No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".
I hope your nostalgia is worth it
we're for real gonna be telling stories about this man for centuries
yall I feel like I'm floating right now
my controversial opinion is I donât think Zuko was confused by âmy first girlfriend turned into the moonâ
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been âthis day has already been so goddamn weirdâ
The only really new information was that that was Sokkaâs girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say âyeah, I know.â
Sokka: âMy girlfriend turned into the moon.â
Zuko: âI know.â âYes.â âShe sure did.â âUh huh.â âTell me something new.â âAre we still talking about that?â âThatâs rough, buddy.â
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #itâs not that he doesnât get what sokka means #itâs that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zukoâs part
"Stop scrolling and please help me spread the word, because if I've landed on your page you're most likely either a black woman or someone who cares about black women and the simple phrase I'm about to share could help save a black woman's life.
Doctors are to black women what police officers are to black men. That may seem controversial but I believe it to be true and I speak from personal experience.
If you've seen this TikTok you know that a 2016 study showed that 50% of medical students and residents thought that black people couldn't feel pain the same as white people.
And we learned from this video that because of a 1999 study, to this day, there's a black correction factor for the creatinin levels in black people's kidneys, meaning we're less likely to recieve a kidney transplant if needed.
So if you go to a doctor, feel you aren't getting proper treatment or they refuse the treatment you've requested, say to them the following:
I will need you to document on record that you are refusing the treatment (or medicine) I've requested, and the reason you are doing so."
This works. I have used it in other situations. If medical staff have to document and take responsibility and be on the hook legally for doing shady shit they behave much differently.
If you werenât already going to spread this advice because black women are at risk, then spread it because itâs applicable to everyone else as well, including you reading this.
But particularly women, and especially black women.
I get in theory why people complain about het ships or whatever, I get wanting to watch queer media I really do, but I guess where yâall lose me is like. I saw some asshole on a post about Sinners complaining it was âhetslopââthis person was specifically doing so while also claiming Remmick was a queer character and thus they were justified in caring more about him than the Black protagonists. which is a whole other disgusting can of worms that has been well addressed by others at this point. but even in the absence of that part of the argument, like, no, i actually donât think that a hunger for queer stories is an especially good excuse to deride and dismiss a piece of landmark Black filmmaking, especially as a non-Black person. I have a post thatâs been going around encouraging folks to engage with more Native stories and characters, and I had someone come onto that post saying in the tags that theyâd need these stories to be queer in order to care. and I just think that, you know, sucks! like obviously as a queer Native I also want to see more of those stories too. but idk how else to put it other than to say that Black people and people of color shouldnât have to be like you in order for you to care about our narratives and experiences. and I think some of yâall are using this disdain for heterosexuality as a cover for your unexamined racial biases. itâs not okay to be racist to people just because those people happen to be straight, and you continue to be white before you are queer.
on an even more basic level than that, also, I simply just think some of yâall NEED to learn how to interact with media and storytelling without ships and fandom in mind. like if not being able to write fic about two men kissing is genuinely going to be a dealbreaker for you I think thatâs actually something you need to work on within yourself because at that point I think youâre no longer really interacting with art and themes and narrative so much as just kind of playing with toys. which is, like, fine I guess. have fun. but it wouldnât kill you to disengage from that from time to time. especially if would allow you to actually appreciate rich and deeply moving cultural stories from communities of color that you desperately need to learn how to see as human
Ok so I havenât made an actual post on here in forever but I just finished the finale of CCOD and Iâm not a huge fan of the discourse so I wanted to give my unneeded opinions âşď¸
As someone who very much enjoyed this season AND the finale, I do agree with a lot of the criticisms people have! I do think that the finale was rushed, I do think that it devolved into bits pretty much immediately and that a lot of characters and plot points were negatively impacted because of it, and I do think there were a few moments that we could have done without especially towards the end.
That being said, I have been deeply disturbed by how brave some of the D20 fans have been in their criticism lol, specifically in the way ppl are talking about these real life people with real life flaws and feelings. Yes, Brennan could have done a better job rounding up the players and tying plots together, I donât think that gave anyone the right to say he single handedly sabotaged the season. Yes, Emilyâs character got significantly more screen time than anyone elseâs in the finale; in my opinion, not only was it fucking hilarious and genuinely heartwarming at certain points, but Emily often gets more screen time because sheâs willing to take risks that no one else is! Of course Vesper was willing to sacrifice herself, of course Emily played her character exactly the way she would have acted in real life, sheâs an incredible actress and role player! Also thereâs something to be said about the way people talk about Ally and Emily compared to everyone else, but Iâll let talk about that in a second.
Speaking of Ally, I donât even really want to touch this conversation because itâs so ridiculous but I canât believe that way some people are talking about them. I think itâs warranted to discuss how their bits can interrupt the plot at times, but I donât think itâs appropriate to call their bits âattention-seeking behaviorâ or claim their ruining the entire show when this has been the program since forever! Ally is going to go on a wild side quest in the middle of the game and we are all going to watch it crash and burn. Itâs going to get retconned anyway so why does it matter. Imagine if they had filmed the entire insane clown sex fiasco and just. Didnât keep it in the Final Cut lol. I guess some people would have been happy about that but personally I find it very mean-spirited to take out your frustrations with the season on one specific player when in reality itâs a product of the entire process.
I also think itâs very telling how everyone is very quick to discuss Allyâs bits and Emilyâs play style but no one ever talks about the numerous times Lou let a scene sizzle out and die because of a joke or how Zac will sometimes go 30 full minutes without adding anything to an episode. And Iâm saying this as someone who loves both of those cast members! But itâs something to talk about.
There are so many other things I could talk about honestly- no HJ and Lavonteâs relationship was not queer-baiting what are you even talking about, no I donât think this entire season was an insult to vampire: the masquerade, etc etc, but thatâs a post for another day.
In conclusion, I do think a lot of criticism about this season is valid, I just think some people should be a little more careful how they discuss real life people who have full access to the internet. Personally I realized that this season was going to be full of insane bullshit and go absolutely off the rails by episode 6 but I understand being disappointed by the finale and the way the season ended up going. That being said, watch ur tone lol!! The internet is not a vacuum.
Ok thank u feel free to give ur opinions I am ready and willing to discuss đ
Itâs all well and good if the CCOD finale wasnât your thing but also I feel we are all forgetting something: this season was directly inspired by WWDITS. Ya know, the show that brought us âI drank the blood of some people and the people were on drugs and now I am a wizard.â? The one that had some good throughline emotional beats but was mostly Bit fuckin City? I mean Zacâs character was based on Zoolander!! Murph was a vampire who thinks heâs some sort of Batman!! THERE WAS A GHOUL HORSE NAMED GHORSE. Batchild swallowed a missile in the first episode! They wrote off multiple shit shows as âBanksyâsâ!! If you wanted a serious season and got a silly one I get it. But you canât pretend this was ever all that serious outside of Brennanâs signature capitalism and fascism sucks tropes. You canât criticize something on criteria it never met (or really even intended to meet) in the first place.
I canât wait for city council of darkness season two. bingo still needs to win the election. vesper graduates and adjusts to being half bat for real this time. the bus lanes open and they immediately need to commit insurance fraud. darkness man has converted the secret government underground silo into a superhero base. beth is getting married (and maybe recruited into joining the hunt?) madelaine is building an opera house and seducing world-class artists into moving to the new rome. a dark plot threatens to spoil nacy danderhoofâs pulitzer ceremony. lavonte and hj are planning an important âbusiness mergerâ in which they vow to be (business) partners for eternity. they still have to deal with the ghost war. zaeth is super responsible now.
Okay but I actually get Ally with the clown thing.
It sucks so bad in a TTRPG when it's your turn and there's nothing you can do. They're a quarter mile away from the action and they don't have a vehicle (as far as they knew at the time). It will be over by the time they're there.
And Ally's job is to be funny. So of course they're gonna do something incredibly silly.