Hommat hanskassa ja hanskat hukassa

❀ Miro Verneri Salmis ✿ he/him ❀ Pieni ja tyhmä ✿

[salmiakkisaatana]

[saycanuhear]

[dick-chugger]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

[dick-chugger]

Keskisarja was so right, Finnish students are living extravagantly

[acid-aholic]

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

[penglue]

[acid-aholic]

i think there might be multiple cases which is insane

[acid-aholic]

hm i guess it was her. but i also found this one about mark ruffalo. which implies the brain may be self aware .. interesting and scary

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife. hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think orwell’s homophobia bleeds into one of his books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[freshtokill]

what was this man called.......

[freshtokill]

is it because hes always smiling no matter what obstacles come his way...? that really is epic....

[freshtokill]

Yes i know im pretty awesome

[woman-becomer]

thanks to lactation efforts

[oyunkral34]

go on

[woman-becomer]

I get this feeling I shouldn't

[blindcat97]

My dash performed a miracle

[woman-becomer]

that is a genuine honest to god miracle

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[olen-karhu]

Yritin kääntää "Aina saa hävetä" enkuks, mut siihen ei vaan saa sitä samaa syvää häpeän tuntua mikä suomeks, kun sen silleen pettyneenä tuhahtaa.

"One always ends up feeling ashamed" kuullostaa enemmän jonkun englantilaisen herrasmiehen kevyeltä filosofiselta pohdiskelulta, kun syvän synnyinhäpeän pinnan hipaisulta.

"One always gets to be ashamed" ?

"Can't help but always feel ashamed" ?

"Must I always feel ashamed?" ?

"We always end up bringing dishonor onto us" ???

[karvaiset-sankareidet]

Luulen että siitä pitää vaan karsia tavaraa, kääntää tiiviimmäksi ja karsia alkuperäisestä epäolennaista, tyyliin

"Shameful, as always"

"Shameful, as usual."

Ehkä?

[kallonkutittaja]

Itse kun olen aina kuullut sen pidemmän version "aina saa hävetä ja kärsiä" ja siinä on tietynlainen syyttävä sävy nimeämättä tekijää, niin ehdotan muotoa

"always bringing shame and pain upon us/this house"

Sinäkin voit kuulostaa italialaiselta isoäidiltä jo tänään!

(tosin diggaan myös "shameful, as usual (tai as per ushe kuten varmaan ite sanoisin)" lakonisesta sävystä)

[girlballs]

Image to send to your girlmutuals.

[girlballs]

[girlballs]

[chimeride]

[rappiokausi]

Tää on aika hauska painos: Otavan kustantama alkukielinen versio, mutta toisella sivulla juoksee suomenkielinen sanasto ja selityksiä vaikeammille fraaseille. Opitaan yhdessä englantia vuonna 1968!

[ruttotohtori]

Launeen Keskuspuisto 🇫🇮 / Sony α7 IV

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[eebie]

getting nothing but latex furry porn on instGram reels

[eebie]

i keep liking the videos