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@drewgonair
@le-lune
So many hobbies, so little time 💀
Sorry gotta check next week
Pencil me in for sometime between hobby 1 and 37?
Pencil me in for
sometime between hobby 1
and 37?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Having a whole living room wall full of decorative crosses and crucifixes in your house is the spiritual equivalent of consistently taking antibiotics "just in case" and washing your hands with bleach. Not only are you not making anything better for yourself, I'm pretty sure that you're making things way, way worse for everyone.
Im just imagining a demon building up a holy resistance stat till they can slip past a crucifix purchased at target and slapped on the wall then eventually moving on to one that was actually blessed by a priest and starting the stat grinding all over again.
They've developed an immunity to christianity, you gotta find a shinto priest to cleanse your home to make them leave.
they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die
sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The
grant o'brien found dead at 37
Baby, if them True Facts news episodes ain't kill him, this is barely a dent.
I really loved this bit
An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
LOL. I think they tried to fix it.
Nice try. Still no.
Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you
Porn is one of the most culturally rich types of media imaginable so the answer is: you cannot do this
re:people getting upset over the silliness of the finale
What the actual fuck are people getting so butt hurt about?? The finale was amazing, and i laughed so hard, that i was choking on my own spit multiple times.
Did we forget about how this season started out? Zaeth threw a bunch of invitations to their elysium off a bridge, and got the inquisition called onto them. Batchild and Darkness man caused an ambulance to crash, and turned a human after accidentally almost killing him. HJ and Lavonte were doing blood cocaine and trying to find a Christian for Tarker to eat, while Madelaine was hunting down every member of the extended aristocracy in the party. VESPER LITERALLY ATE A MISSILE.
This was always-at its core-a silly season. Yeah there were deep discussions about the failure of democracy at the local level, and the fate of a small town that's been monopolised by 2 families. But they saw all the disrepair the town had fallen into with a dog as mayor, and their prime directive became:replace him with another dog. Darkness man is constantly catching pervert allegations and started a swingles night. Madelaine slept with half the town-including fucking a questionably magical woman under a hedge. Batchild thought she was half bat for almost the entire campaign, and her birthday is tomorrow (but she doesn't want to complicate things. Zaeth ghouled a horse that's now an apex predator. HJ tried to steal a gun from a police precinct and then crawled over the bottom of the river to escape. Lavonte slept with the 60 year old nun of a catholic church right on the altar, and was genuinely devastated after he was unable to coerce someone for the first time in his existence.
This was a phenomenal comedy series, and it ended with the exact same tone it started with: insanity.
repurposed for your RI needs
ally beardsley is one of my favorite people to be in the dome because if they want they can be so buttoned up that margret encino is pulling off incredibly important story and battle tactics with just her cell phone but they can also be a business man in a three piece suit having sex with a dead clown that came from the abyss in the dirt. and i think that’s beautiful.
having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
people are so fucking mad in the notes that adults have sex with each other and aren’t married sometimes. yall are carbon copies of your conservative parents and you’re so proud of it. ewwww
calling the sex I have with my friends “hookup culture” is insulting and incorrect. these are guys who take care of me and take me on dates and watch fun movies with me. being a disabled faggot too, they help me clean my place and take my trash out for me. they care for me and are on my emergency contact lists. trying to slap the label of “todays hookup culture!!!” on it is diminishing and devaluing those relationships
secondly, gay and bi men have been fucking all their friends and cruising and hooking up with total strangers since LLOOONGGGG before you were born and will continue doing so LLOOONGGG after you die. it’s never been a trend or a fad for us. It’s just a way of life for some of us and you aren’t going to change that by being disgusted by it
this tag has me in stitches
No you don’t understand I’m OBSESSED with Nancy Danderhoof
emily axford declaring with her whole chest "i didn't want immortality, i wanted to turn forty and get hot"
i fear she is speaking to my soul in a way no one ever has before
my rare pair, darkness man x cody
at this point I’m tired of putting “prefer not to answer” on my job applications when they ask me my gender. Remove the question. I will never answer. My identity is a surprise you find out at the interview when I show up appearing as gender ambiguous as humanly possible in order to disguise the fact I am thousands of bees in a skin suit. No I am not buzzing. There was no option for Hive Insects on the form. This was your decision. I am consequences.
